The_Kincardine Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 I'm off to Sheffield in the morning to see my eldest and her blokey. The train arrives about 12.15 so I messaged her: Me: Let me know where to meet you. Let's say 12.30. Her: I’ll meet you at the train station! Is that where your train is getting in? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 On 23/08/2019 at 02:28, Dee Man said: How the f**k does a seagull act suspiciously? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Don't Leave Me This Way was on the radio in the car and I piped up: "I can never remember if this is Bronski Beat or The Communards." She replied: "The Communards? Is that not the group Lionel Richie was in?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Darren said: Don't Leave Me This Way was on the radio in the car and I piped up: "I can never remember if this is Bronski Beat or The Communards." She replied: "The Communards? Is that not the group Lionel Richie was in?" Don't be silly. It's the Russians. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Packing for going on holiday tomorrow and obviously her case is over weight. I'm going through it chucking shite she wont need, including a huge jar of decaff coffee and her 6th pair of shoes (we are only away for a fucking week). I'm now being threatened with "there better be decaf coffee in France, or else!" Secretly hoping there isn't just for the lols. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Packing for going on holiday tomorrow and obviously her case is over weight. I'm going through it chucking shite she wont need, including a huge jar of decaff coffee and her 6th pair of shoes (we are only away for a fucking week). I'm now being threatened with "there better be decaf coffee in France, or else!" Secretly hoping there isn't just for the lols.I can understand her wanting to take the coffee, my missus takes tea bags with us when we go anywhere. But why the feck does she need the whole jar? Can she not just put enough for 1 or 2 mugs a day into a Ziploc bag or a smaller container? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 19 minutes ago, peasy23 said: 1 hour ago, CountyFan said: Packing for going on holiday tomorrow and obviously her case is over weight. I'm going through it chucking shite she wont need, including a huge jar of decaff coffee and her 6th pair of shoes (we are only away for a fucking week). I'm now being threatened with "there better be decaf coffee in France, or else!" Secretly hoping there isn't just for the lols. I can understand her wanting to take the coffee, my missus takes tea bags with us when we go anywhere. But why the feck does she need the whole jar? Can she not just put enough for 1 or 2 mugs a day into a Ziploc bag or a smaller container? I find that sort of behaviour fucking mental. As if there won’t be decaf coffee or teabags in France. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 42 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I find that sort of behaviour fucking mental. As if there won’t be decaf coffee or teabags in France. That's exactly what I said. I then proceeded to be fully packed within ten minutes and she's arguing that it is not possible to be done that quickly so is now actively looking through my case to see what I've forgotten. Shes totally lovely and rational the other 364 days a year, I promise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 9 hours ago, CountyFan said: That's exactly what I said. I then proceeded to be fully packed within ten minutes and she's arguing that it is not possible to be done that quickly so is now actively looking through my case to see what I've forgotten. Shes totally lovely and rational the other 364 days a year, I promise. Mine is similar. Starts packing days before we go and moans at me saying i'm so unorganised etc. Its packing clothes ffs. Boxers, socks, tshirts/shirts, trousers/shorts. Shoes depending on what you'll be doing, done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 10 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I find that sort of behaviour fucking mental. As if there won’t be decaf coffee or teabags in France. I know someone who took Cup-a-soup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 10 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I find that sort of behaviour fucking mental. As if there won’t be decaf coffee or teabags in France. I hope they took their own water because tea doesn't taste the same with that foreign stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Mrs quite likes a "home video". Not sure what she thinks P&B is but she said "you're not posting that on P&B are you?". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 11 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I find that sort of behaviour fucking mental. As if there won’t be decaf coffee or teabags in France. My brother is going to Glasgow on a course and is taking his own tea bags, sugar and milk. He then 'steals' and brings home the sachets of sugar and the single teabags. Utter mentalist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 40 minutes ago, Dele said: My brother is going to Glasgow on a course and is taking his own tea bags, sugar and milk. He then 'steals' and brings home the sachets of sugar and the single teabags. Utter mentalist. He needs locking up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Mrs quite likes a "home video". Not sure what she thinks P&B is but she said "you're not posting that on P&B are you?".PM’s are open... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 1 minute ago, NJ2 said: PM’s are open... You'd be better talking to @Bairnardo you know they do the real dirty stuff with the bit on the side, not the husband. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs quite likes a "home video". Not sure what she thinks P&B is but she said "you're not posting that on P&B are you?". Sound like she was really asking you to put it on p&b? Just didn't want to be direct about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs quite likes a "home video". Not sure what she thinks P&B is but she said "you're not posting that on P&B are you?". You post a hundred photos of your dug and cat and none of the Mrs. You're a selfish man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Dele said: My brother is going to Glasgow on a course and is taking his own tea bags, sugar and milk. He then 'steals' and brings home the sachets of sugar and the single teabags. Utter mentalist. Maybe it's brilliant forward planning, what if the next course doesn't have any? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Unless of course he uses them at home, in which case he's a fucking crackpot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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