Skerla Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 On 23/06/2019 at 13:03, KnightswoodBear said: My 5 year old daughter just said to me "You promised you'd show us your willie books!!" After a moment of utter panic I realised she meant my Oor Wullie annuals. The kids got their picture taken with one of the sculptures at Silverburn yesterday and I told them I had books of his at home. Help ma boab! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 41 minutes ago, Skerla said: Help ma boabie! FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 On 24/06/2019 at 10:22, ShaggysBeard said: Driving on Saturday, my wife had to pop into a shop while me and my two boys stayed in the car. I put on some kids songs from youtube on my phone to appease the youngest one. As I was doing that I opened my window as it was stifling. My eldest (6) said to me "Why are you opening the window Daddy, is that to let the internet in?" Clever question from a 6 year old, they'll probably invent the transwarp drive when they grow up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 On 23/06/2019 at 13:03, KnightswoodBear said: My 5 year old daughter just said to me "You promised you'd show us your willie books!!" After a moment of utter panic I realised she meant my Oor Wullie annuals. The kids got their picture taken with one of the sculptures at Silverburn yesterday and I told them I had books of his at home. Assist my Robert! Somewhat disappointed you didn't tell this story in the medium of Broons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Queen’s ‘Don’t stop me now’ on the radio this morning. Mrs a-p likes to sing along as she does sometimes. I should’ve known better than to correct her for singing about being ‘on a rocking chair on my way to Mars’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Lassie in my team thought GMT stood for Geneva Mean Time... Those pesky Swiss, taking our time!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Couple from the weekend as we went to Hyde Park for Neil Young and Bob Dylan. The first as we were packing our bag for the flight down: "Do wet wipes count as liquids?" The second - I hadn't seen who the supporting acts were for the gig, so asked if she knew: Her: "Yeah, it's Sam Fender, Cat Stevens and Laura Marling" Me: "Cat Stevens? Really? I'm not sure he's even a thing any more" Her: "Yeah, well that's what it said" Sam Fender finishes his show, a lassie called Cat Power walks out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoonsYouthTeam Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 My wife and I waiting for the bus with our 3 year old.Me: "Is it under 5s that are free on the bus?"Mrs LYT: "No, it's 4 and under." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, LoonsYouthTeam said: My wife and I waiting for the bus with our 3 year old. Me: "Is it under 5s that are free on the bus?" Mrs LYT: "No, it's 4 and under." So what's wrong with that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 So what's wrong with that?Under 5s are 4 and under. It's the same thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 25 minutes ago, weirdcal said: 3 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: So what's wrong with that? Under 5s are 4 and under. It's the same thing 4 yrs 11 months are under 5. But they're not under 4. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 4 yrs 11 months are under 5. But they're not under 4.No, but they’d count in the “4 and under” category. 4 years and 11 months is still 4 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 6 hours ago, LoonsYouthTeam said: Me: "Is it under 5s that are free on the bus?" Mrs LYT: "No, it's 4 and under." A wee bit of chat on this but no one saying the obvious: One of the worst 'out of the mouths' posts ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 A wee bit of chat on this but no one saying the obvious: One of the worst 'out of the mouths' posts ever.LYT is quite a lucky gent if that’s the worst his better half has come away with imho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 19 minutes ago, NJ2 said: LYT is quite a lucky gent if that’s the worst his better half has come away with imho My sympathy is entirely with his Mrs... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 My sympathy is entirely with his Mrs...Stands for most of the other halves of posters on here though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 21 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: My sympathy is entirely with his Mrs... Even before you read his post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 I said to her yesterday "horses for courses" a blank stare followed and then "what does that mean". Mid 30s and never heard of that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 On 03/08/2019 at 21:30, NJ2 said: Stands for most of the other halves of posters on here though Except mine obvs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 On 03/08/2019 at 16:50, Jacksgranda said: 4 yrs 11 months are under 5. But they're not under 4. canny believe this has been walked past, really, C'mon P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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