Panda Pies Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Out for lunch with Mrs. She set fire to the menu. Maybe you should leave a decent tip so they can invest in a pc and printer, instead of a biro and paper for doing the menus? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Out for lunch with Mrs. She set fire to the menu. Was she aiming for your loafers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Out for lunch with Mrs. She set fire to the menu. Maybe she was trying to stop you seeing the cocktails. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 7 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Out for lunch with Mrs. She set fire to the menu. "My wife is so hot, she makes paper combust" Bitch, please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 On 26/08/2018 at 20:10, Shandon Par said: “My ears have popped. How high above sea level are we?”. We were standing on the fucking beach at the time. Urmmmm. Why is that a stupid question? Tidal range is 5.5 meters around here, and far larger elsewhere. I don't think they take sea level at the top of the tide, so say if it the middle you could have your tootsies in the water and be 10 feet above sea level. Or at low tide be 10 feet below sea level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 13 minutes ago, Oooooft said: Urmmmm. Why is that a stupid question? Tidal range is 5.5 meters around here, and far larger elsewhere. I don't think they take sea level at the top of the tide, so say if it the middle you could have your tootsies in the water and be 10 feet above sea level. Or at low tide be 10 feet below sea level. I wish you were 10 feet below sea level. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 16 minutes ago, Oooooft said: Urmmmm. Why is that a stupid question? Tidal range is 5.5 meters around here, and far larger elsewhere. I don't think they take sea level at the top of the tide, so say if it the middle you could have your tootsies in the water and be 10 feet above sea level. Or at low tide be 10 feet below sea level. Do your ears pop when you go upstairs? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Whit? Please repeat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 10 hours ago, Oooooft said: Urmmmm. Why is that a stupid question? Tidal range is 5.5 meters around here, and far larger elsewhere. I don't think they take sea level at the top of the tide, so say if it the middle you could have your tootsies in the water and be 10 feet above sea level. Or at low tide be 10 feet below sea level. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 17 hours ago, Oooooft said: Urmmmm. Why is that a stupid question? Tidal range is 5.5 meters around here, and far larger elsewhere. I don't think they take sea level at the top of the tide, so say if it the middle you could have your tootsies in the water and be 10 feet above sea level. Or at low tide be 10 feet below sea level. We were in the Highlands so she automatically thought we were very high up at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 22 hours ago, Oooooft said: Urmmmm. Why is that a stupid question? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 "Grandad - why are those men wearing stupid wigs?" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Me: "See Geoffrey from Rainbow died?" Her: "Was he the bear?" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Her: "Will you ever get over your man crush on Stephen Dobbie?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 I’m guessing after today, that crush will last forever 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, buchan30 said: I’m guessing after today, that crush will last forever That was a certainty long before today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 “Why are there no dogs in Colombia”? Been watching Narcos and she’s disappointed at the lack of canines, though glad there are none being caught up in the violence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Told my wife that my petrol light came on as I was nearing home... She asked what did that mean.We have an update on this...The 3 year old got upset his nightlight wouldn't stay on. I said batteries are dying. My wife asked what does that mean. Beyond speechless at thatI am now living with the ever fading hope that it's just a phrase she's picked up somewhere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 We have an update on this...The 3 year old got upset his nightlight wouldn't stay on. I said batteries are dying. My wife asked what does that mean. Beyond speechless at thatI am now living with the ever fading hope that it's just a phrase she's picked up somewheredont let her near the cooker! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davied85 Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 At airth castle with the missus.She asks while getting ready,is it ok to drink the water from here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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