Priti priti priti Patel Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 My girlfriend grew up near Lake Michigan and has internalised the idea that it's "always colder if you're near water". I have tried to explain this means oceans, lakes etc where climatic conditions may be altered. She insists it's any water, and won't go outside at work for lunch as there's a pond and she thinks she'll get cold. Or in her words, a "body of water"... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marly Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 “I gave some money to a homeless person the other day. He had such a sad sign about his life” So far so good. She is a good hearted girl. ”I gave him £50” Think I spat tea out my nose and eyeballs.He is now listed in Forbes Top 100 richest Fifers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 18 hours ago, wellinwigan said: If my wife done that she would be sitting next to him the next day... The only thing I'm struggling with is why it would take until the next day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austinho Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 A few of us at a BBQ cracking out our favourite cheese jokes. “What cheese do you use to disguise a horse?” My friend pipes up quick as a flash and confidently says “Oh, oh I know this one... Horse Cheese.” Not the sharpest tool in the oven. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, Austinho said: Not the sharpest tool in the oven. Odd place to keep your tools. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marly Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 A few of us at a BBQ cracking out our favourite cheese jokes. “What cheese do you use to disguise a horse?” My friend pipes up quick as a flash and confidently says “Oh, oh I know this one... Horse Cheese.” Not the sharpest tool in the oven. Filly-delphia? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Marly said: 24 minutes ago, Austinho said: A few of us at a BBQ cracking out our favourite cheese jokes. “What cheese do you use to disguise a horse?” My friend pipes up quick as a flash and confidently says “Oh, oh I know this one... Horse Cheese.” Not the sharpest tool in the oven. Filly-delphia? Maskapony 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Did you hear about the cheese who painted his wife? He Double Gloucester..... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marly Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 MaskaponyAye. I was being facetious [emoji3] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 What cheese do you use to coax a bear out the woods? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 What cheese do you use to coax a bear out the woods?Mozzarella lol. Great joke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 What did Queen Victoria say to Prince Albert when she wanted to go down the pub? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 4 hours ago, NJ2 said: What cheese do you use to coax a bear out the woods? Not sure but I'd do it very Caerphilly 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 4 hours ago, welshbairn said: What did Queen Victoria say to Prince Albert when she wanted to go down the pub? "Out my way, you goose stepping sausage muncher, I'm away to get shitfaced" 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 6 hours ago, NJ2 said: What cheese do you use to coax a bear out the woods? "Come on, bear" Very important comma, that. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 5 hours ago, welshbairn said: What did Queen Victoria say to Prince Albert when she wanted to go down the pub? Right then stud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Did you hear about the cheese who painted his wife? He Double Gloucester.....this is so pish i liked it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 The Gouda the better 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 11 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: "Come on, bear" Very important comma, that. Quite the pro-vocative point you make. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Out for lunch with Mrs. She set fire to the menu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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