Bairnardo Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Replacing St Peter at the pearly gates with an algorithm that determines your tax contributions and subsequent access into the promised landChristianity is probably behind the curve already on that score tbh.Plenty of Pay Per Heaven religions available these days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 "not paying tax" is what they have to use for illegals, because illegals can't get the benefits that usually cause the gammon rage. It's pretty tricky to pay tax with no NI number. They should have called Boris and offered to make a ventilator then no tax =no problem. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 "not paying tax" is what they have to use for illegals, because illegals can't get the benefits that usually cause the gammon rage. It's pretty tricky to pay tax with no NI number. They should have called Boris and offered to make a ventilator then no tax =no problem. Indeed, according to Boris tax is flexible depending on what his latest agenda is, and since Nicola Sturgeons current agenda is showing up "Great Britain" and the Home Office for the intolerant scum they are, these "illegals" should in fact be handed a rebate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 20 hours ago, DA Baracus said: So you have to pay tax in order to contribute to society? Al Capone is probably a bad example. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Steve Davis is a good guy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beesher Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 What should we do with people who were born here that don't pay tax? You seem to be forgetting this is the unpopular opinions thread. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 You seem to be forgetting this is the unpopular opinions thread. Just because it's the UO thread doesn't mean folk can't be challenged on what they say. "Folk aren't entitled to an opinion. They are entitled to have an informed opinion". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 It's remarkable how many times people declare that this should be the "unpopular opinions that should be blandly repeated without comment from others" thread. What on Earth would be the point of that, other than ascertaining which posters to avoid babysitting your kids, and the answer to that is always fucking none of them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 20 hours ago, coprolite said: "not paying tax" is what they have to use for illegals, because illegals can't get the benefits that usually cause the gammon rage. It's pretty tricky to pay tax with no NI number. They should have called Boris and offered to make a ventilator then no tax =no problem. illegal immigrants, legal immigrants, black and brown decedents of immigrants 80 years ago who died before they were born and never left the country... unemployed, Students, benefit claimants, the disabled, LGBTQIXYZ , environmental activists , people with "silly degrees" people who don't have a "proper job" , women doing "men's jobs" men doing "women's jobs" electric cars , windmills. where do you stop ? the people commonly known as gammons are just a combination of 2 things 1- grumpy auld men who don't like change & 2- the part of your brain that doesn't like others getting something past you ( everyone has it but most people are able to turn it off) once Facebook harvested everyone's data politicians have clicked that there was serious capital to be gained from this, don't think of voters as individuals but as blocks of people who move as one. now that they realised that they can use this to stay in power they've actually got massive numbers of people to vote against their own self interest and the consequence has been the most vulnerable in society have had the shite kicked out of them. when thatcher had her turn at being a c**t, she had to introduce huge giveaways like right to buy , to actually make working class people incentivised to vote for them. This mob have managed to get a bunch of ragin da's to cut their nose of to spite their face whilst this mob hoover up public money for themselves and their mates 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Preferred Billy Joel's version tbh. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 12 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: Steve Davis is a good guy The Secvo one or the Snooker one? The latter definitely as he's off on some wild synth journey these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The Secvo one or the Snooker one? The latter definitely as he's off on some wild synth journey these days. The snooker one. Obvs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 30 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: The snooker one. Obvs. Phew! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 I feel a bit bad for avon lassies.I dont. The local one here makes a killing out of my household. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 I feel a bit bad for avon lassies.One went mental at me when she came to collect the catalog and i told her I’d chucked it out as I didn’t want anything “ yer no supposedl tae dae that”. She couldn’t understand that I didn’t want her to put it through my door in the first place 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 57 minutes ago, Pato said: I feel a bit bad for avon lassies. I feel sorry for your da Spoiler Who sells Avon 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Pato said: I feel a bit bad for avon lassies. Shakespeare married an Avon lassie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 2 hours ago, effeffsee_the2nd said: One went mental at me when she came to collect the catalog and i told her I’d chucked it out as I didn’t want anything “ yer no supposedl tae dae that”. She couldn’t understand that I didn’t want her to put it through my door in the first place Did you make up with her after? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: Shakespeare married an Avon lassie Was that after Max Factor? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 This shouldn't be unpopular, but I fear that it may be: Rhubarb pie > Rhubarb crumble > Apple crumble > Apple pie Of course all should be served with custard. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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