Bert Raccoon Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 A friend recently approached me and told me he was struggling with his mental health to which I simply replied "Eat My Shorts" which caused him to forget the crippling debt he's in and the fact his wife's left him. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Gus Setsniffer said: Here's a phrase for them from the 90's ''Man the f**k up!!'' shower of greetin faced twats, and easily more than 50% of them are lying b*****ds. What about the 50% who are telling the truth? "Man the f**k up!!" is possibly the worst thing you could say to them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 I break out my talkboy and vary the speed of multiple home alone quotes personally. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Whenever I meet someone with mental health problems I go - 'Wazzzzupppp!?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 I've not fed my Tamagochi since 1995. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I've not fed my Tamagochi since 1995. Pervert. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 The lockdown has left me fed up, crabbit and a bit worried about the future of my employment. It hasn’t affected my mental health , to describe the things I mentioned above as mental health issues is incredibly trivialising to actual mental health, in the same way that everycunt has “social anxiety “ now insteas of just being shy / lacking in confidence However if we had an ultra strict enforced lockdown like spain or china (which i thought were inhumane) where you were not allowed out for exercise and only to the shops once a week then that would absolutely f**k my mental health. I need out for fresh air and a bit exercise or i get seriously restless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 The lockdown has left me fed up, crabbit and a bit worried about the future of my employment. It hasn’t affected my mental health , to describe the things I mentioned above as mental health issues is incredibly trivialising to actual mental health, in the same way that everycunt has “social anxiety “ now insteas of just being shy / lacking in confidence However if we had an ultra strict enforced lockdown like spain or china (which i thought were inhumane) where you were not allowed out for exercise and only to the shops once a week then that would absolutely f**k my mental health. I need out for fresh air and a bit exercise or i get seriously restless I think the term you're describing is your mental wellbeing - and it's incredibly important.I could be wrong here but mental health is more relating to whether you have fine mental health or a mental illness of some sort (diagnosed or not).But mental wellbeing is something we all need to take more seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 I think the term you're describing is your mental wellbeing - and it's incredibly important.I could be wrong here but mental health is more relating to whether you have fine mental health or a mental illness of some sort (diagnosed or not).But mental wellbeing is something we all need to take more seriously. Mental health and wellbeing are one in the same really. It's generally about your thoughts and in particular your mood. Mental Illness is just that, a diagnosed illness. MH and wellbeing are indeed really important and folk should open up more about how they are feeling to people they are close to. But sadly we still live in a society where idiotic views like "man the f**k up" are commonplace. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: A friend recently approached me and told me he was struggling with his mental health to which I simply replied "Eat My Shorts" which caused him to forget the crippling debt he's in and the fact his wife's left him. I just tell them I've got enough problems of my own without listening to theirs. It gives them a renewed sense of perspective and it must work because they never come back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 A quick “bodacious” followed by an air guitar twirl should suffice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 We all have mental well being. Looking after that is important. There are times that mental health is used as an excuse for poor behaviour and people who are just c***s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 2 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Mental health and wellbeing are one in the same really. It's generally about your thoughts and in particular your mood. Mental Illness is just that, a diagnosed illness. MH and wellbeing are indeed really important and folk should open up more about how they are feeling to people they are close to. But sadly we still live in a society where idiotic views like "man the f**k up" are commonplace. Mental health is a part of wellbeing. Physical well-being is also important. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 5 hours ago, MixuFruit said: I do the Michael Jackson Chamoooooon! thing from Bo Selecta. It's a real tonic. I sleep on the floor, never in the bed , jack the ripper, he sleep in the bed, that's right! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Tourette Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 I do the Michael Jackson Chamoooooon! thing from Bo Selecta. It's a real tonic.My friend Uri Geller, somebody take his spoons, he be cryin like a baby! Spoon lovin mother fucker! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 On 19/10/2020 at 19:47, tongue_tied_danny said: Eastbound and Down is the greatest US comedy show of all time. @Dee Man @NotThePars Not sure if you lads will have seen this. New to me tonight. Even if you have, some KP enjoyment here 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 16 hours ago, MixuFruit said: I do the Michael Jackson Chamoooooon! thing from Bo Selecta. It's a real tonic. That's from the early 00s. Unsure if not being from the 90s prevents it being an effective remedy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 I thought Henrik Larsson was the only known cure for depression? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Setsniffer Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 On 06/01/2021 at 18:28, 19QOS19 said: Mental health and wellbeing are one in the same really. It's generally about your thoughts and in particular your mood. Mental Illness is just that, a diagnosed illness. MH and wellbeing are indeed really important and folk should open up more about how they are feeling to people they are close to. But sadly we still live in a society where idiotic views like "man the f**k up" are commonplace. its only an idiotic view when people have a genuine issue, my whole unpopular opinion was based around the overuse of the term by people who can't get their own way, or can't do what they normally do, in short, i was triggered my a manager of a junior club claiming lockdown will kill junior football, {a genuine concern } and no games will effect the mental health of my players { i'm just not buying that shite} 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 its only an idiotic view when people have a genuine issue, my whole unpopular opinion was based around the overuse of the term by people who can't get their own way, or can't do what they normally do, in short, i was triggered my a manager of a junior club claiming lockdown will kill junior football, {a genuine concern } and no games will effect the mental health of my players { i'm just not buying that shite} But if folk can't do what they normally do it's obviously has potential to effect their mental health. Regardless of your argument, "man up" is just a horrible term to use in this day and age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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