George Cowley Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Tea and coffee are shite. Everything about them is rubbish. In fact all hot drinks are bizarre.MEH Rain is quality. Very warm days are often shit (it’s just too hot). MEH Porn is a bit shit. MEH The Stones Roses are breathtakingly overrated. Their first album is good, with some quality songs (and a couple are very good) but apart from that they’ve done nothing to deserve the adulation they get. MEH Curries aren’t very good.DISAGREE Refs are not to blame for a team losing. In fact refs don’t really influence the outcome of a game. AGREE People who wash dishes in a basin or sink of water (i.e. a small body of water in which the dishes are rinsed) are jakey morons. AGREE Ties are a ludicrous, shit garment. People who wear them should be regarded with suspicion (unless it’s a funeral/wedding). DICHOTOMY? Wine is awful. DISAGREE Shoes in general are crap. Trainers are much better and if I could I’d wear them all the time (I can’t because I’d eventually be fired if I wore them every day at work). DISAGREE Shirts are pish. DISAGREE Gogglebox is hateful garbage that only the thick and those with ugly souls enjoy. IM A THICK UGLY SOUL The SNP are dicks (although I do vote for them but only because I want independence). THEY ARE AND I DONT Nicola Sturgeon is a complete ‘widnae’. AGREE The Phantom Menace is the best of the Star Wars prequels (it’s still shit mind). LOLWUT? Highlander is one of the best films ever.MEH Mortgages are for mugs. FOR THOSE WHO HAVE THE BENEFIT OF THE OPTION, DAFT NOT TO Not everyone deserves the right to a defence in a trial. TOSH Rugby is pretty enjoyable to watch. AGREED Jamie Oliver’s cooking shows ‘Jamie at Home’ and ’15 Minute Meals’ are quality. PISH The Big Bang Theory is unfunny pish. WUT? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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