Granny Danger Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, coprolite said: Last time I clicked a link to a personality test it just said "you're a c**t" straight away. It was a bit more subtle this time: I don’t need to take a personality test to find that out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 What a cringey term 'moshers' is^ mosher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 19 minutes ago, coprolite said: Last time I clicked a link to a personality test it just said "you're a c**t" straight away. It was a bit more subtle this time: I didn't even get him at all when I filled it out properly. Unlucks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 12 hours ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: I went out on a date with a punk lassie. Mohawk, studded leather jacket, covered in piercings and tattoos and we nipped into a shop for her to buy fags. Some wee ned lassie must have got her punks and goths mixed up and assumed it was safe to wind her up and tried to give her shite only for the punk lassie to smash her in the jaw and booted her right in the baby maker with a pair of Doc Martins on. I've never been so aroused. I'm confused; from the opening line, it sounds like you didn't marry this woman? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 A guy I knew foolishly went into to the office in South Bridge offering "Free Personality Test" (SPOILER: it's the Scientologists) He did the test and he said they told him he was a psychopath. So it was no weird American brainwashing rip off cult for him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 10 hours ago, tamthebam said: A guy I knew foolishly went into to the office in South Bridge offering "Free Personality Test" (SPOILER: it's the Scientologists) He did the test and he said they told him he was a psychopath. So it was no weird American brainwashing rip off cult for him. Does that mean they didn't want him, or wanted him to run their European operations? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Monty Python was and is horrendously unfunny. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 24/04/2020 at 22:56, tamthebam said: A guy I knew foolishly went into to the office in South Bridge offering "Free Personality Test" (SPOILER: it's the Scientologists) He did the test and he said they told him he was a psychopath. So it was no weird American brainwashing rip off cult for him. I did that test back in the late 80s because I had half an hour to kill - they didn't say I was a psychopath, but they very much tried to persuade me to buy one of their books. I then went to the pub with two pals who confirmed that Scientology was a load of pish, which it obviously is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 The Gordon, Gino and Fred US Road Trip TV program is pish. The Gino guy behaves like an utter p***k. Undoubtedly yer midlife crisis da types will love him and think he's hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 23/04/2020 at 11:49, Stellaboz said: On 23/04/2020 at 11:10, Miguel Sanchez said: I almost forgot. I took this online personality quiz recently and when I answered the questions as the kind of person I'd like to be rather than the person I am, my top result was Pam from The Office. Wid I don't normally post this kind of thing, but here I'll make an exception. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Speroni*1 said: Monty Python was and is horrendously unfunny. Apart from that...………………………………………………………..? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 8 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: The Gordon, Gino and Fred US Road Trip TV program is pish. The Gino guy behaves like an utter p***k. Undoubtedly yer midlife crisis da types will love him and think he's hilarious. The fact D'acampo is portrayed as a cheeky chappy when he's actually a convicted burglar pisses me off. Just because it was Paul Youngs house he burgled doesn't make it less of a crime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 7 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: The fact D'acampo is portrayed as a cheeky chappy when he's actually a convicted burglar pisses me off. Just because it was Paul Youngs house he burgled doesn't make it less of a crime. Shame it wasn't Stings house, he would have a Police record if he did that. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: The fact D'acampo is portrayed as a cheeky chappy when he's actually a convicted burglar pisses me off. He's just went up a tad in my estimations, tbh. He just comes across as an odious little p***k who somehow keeps getting TV gigs despite not being funny and quite clearly stages his 'mishaps' on This Morning. At least I think it might just be a box ticking type exercise now. Edited May 3, 2020 by Dele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 I'm just annoyed he burgled a shite 80s pop stars house rather than a trigger happy farmers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 18 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: The fact D'acampo is portrayed as a cheeky chappy when he's actually a convicted burglar pisses me off. Just because it was Paul Youngs house he burgled doesn't make it less of a crime. Did he do anything funny, like shite in the kettle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Did he do anything funny, like shite in the kettle? I'll tweet him and ask. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I'll tweet him and ask. Ask him where Paul lays his hat and did he shite in it? Edited May 3, 2020 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 10 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: The Gordon, Gino and Fred US Road Trip TV program is pish. The Gino guy behaves like an utter p***k. Undoubtedly yer midlife crisis da types will love him and think he's hilarious. I'll wager 98% of midlife crisis da types will be unaware of whatever pish this is or will decide not to watch it because it is obviously going to be shit. Extrapolating from my own position as a midlife crisis da type. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: Tbh given Paul Young's spent 30 years claiming as his anywhere he lays his head, have any of us not at the very least trespassed on his property? Lose his hat in the meantime, did he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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