Dee Man Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: My pal had a bearded dragon called Bob, it was a lovely wee thing and it would happily sit on your shoulder as you watched TV. He's not a 30 year old lesbian with pink hair and I'm not aware of any crossbows under his ownership. I accept he may have been the exception to the rule though. My mate from Houston had a python called Bob. Is this a common name for reptiles out in that neck of the woods? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 29 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I see what you're doing now, throbber. I have no idea what I’m doing. Ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Bearded dragons are pretty cool. Used to go to a patient who has two, one a male. When it was horny it's neck puffed up black and it got really aggressive because it obviously needed it's hole. It put me off ever buying one but cool to look at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 31 minutes ago, Dee Man said: My mate from Houston had a python called Bob. Is this a common name for reptiles out in that neck of the woods? Does he take a toke? Bob generally a popular name among stoners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 27 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: When it was horny it's neck puffed up black and it got really aggressive because it obviously needed it's hole. But enough about your night out at Cab Vol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 3 hours ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: And are tiny. The only way one of these fuckers damages a Rottweiler or Doberman is as a choke hazard. Do you organise illegal dog fights in your spare time Norm? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 My mate from Houston had a python called Bob. Is this a common name for reptiles out in that neck of the woods?Human names for pets will never stop amusing me. When I was the proud owner of two cats, they were named Jack & Victor. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 18 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Human names for pets will never stop amusing me. When I was the proud owner of two cats, they were named Jack & Victor. I used to have a goldfish called Victor. Small world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 16 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Human names for pets will never stop amusing me. When I was the proud owner of two cats, they were named Jack & Victor. The wife's cousins had cats called Urinal and Dirty. I assume it must have been a reference to something, but I'll be fucked if I know what. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 5 hours ago, The Moonster said: Does he take a toke? Bob generally a popular name among stoners. If by "does he take a toke" you mean "does he grow his own and is he constantly ripped off his tits", then aye. I take it it's in honour of Bob Marley then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Human names for pets will never stop amusing me. When I was the proud owner of two cats, they were named Jack & Victor. If I get another dog I intend to call him Matthew. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 21 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I quite like the Arbroath sign and they shouldn't change it What??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 19 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/arbroath-high-street-sign-draws-unfavourable-comparison-with-infamous-death-camp/ Ooft. That is going to go down well in Arbroath. There are still people beeling that they were forced to ditch the black and white minstrels at the Webster Theatre 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Did they get Tommy Robinson to design that sign? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 9 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Actually yes. I worked in a kennels as a youngster and one day an old lady rocked up with 60-odd dogs. She couldn't bear to see a dog homeless so had over the years taken in various abandoned pets until it got too much for her and she had to give them all to us. Result: the vet put down about 50 other dogs to make room for the new ones, including some sick ones that I'd been taking extra care to nurse back to health. I wanted to stab that daft auld cow. No sledgehammer to hand? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 10 hours ago, Dee Man said: If by "does he take a toke" you mean "does he grow his own and is he constantly ripped off his tits", then aye. I take it it's in honour of Bob Marley then? It's usually either him or Dylan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Correct. A Jack Russell would leave a Labrador full of holes.Few of the short joke c***s on here would do well to remember this.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 51 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: On 13/02/2020 at 08:17, MixuFixit said: Correct. A Jack Russell would leave a Labrador full of holes. Few of the short joke c***s on here would do well to remember this.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Genuine Hibs Fan Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Rose McGowan, while deserving of a lot of sympathy and respect for her part in tackling Weinstein and general b*****dry in Hollywood, is an otherwise objectionable and pretty unsavory attention seeker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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