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10 hours ago, Dons_1988 said:

Dogd are basically bred to take their lead from whoever owns them.

 

My old family dog, when let off the lead, would be through the first gap in a hedge she could find.

Into the field, and head straight for the nearest , freshest pile of cow shit. 

She'd eat it, roll in it..... absolute ecstacy.  

I don't recall doing any of that .

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1 minute ago, beefybake said:

My old family dog, when let off the lead, would be through the first gap in a hedge she could find.

Into the field, and head straight for the nearest , freshest pile of cow shit. 

She'd eat it, roll in it..... absolute ecstacy.  

I don't recall doing any of that .

Not for ages, anyway.

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My old family dog, when let off the lead, would be through the first gap in a hedge she could find.
Into the field, and head straight for the nearest , freshest pile of cow shit. 
She'd eat it, roll in it..... absolute ecstacy.  
I don't recall doing any of that .
Fooling no one
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My old family dog, when let off the lead, would be through the first gap in a hedge she could find.
Into the field, and head straight for the nearest , freshest pile of cow shit. 
She'd eat it, roll in it..... absolute ecstacy.  
I don't recall doing any of that .


You’re literally called Beefybake.
It’s exactly what you would do.
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On 15/07/2019 at 10:14, Bairnardo said:

Both cats and dogs, despite being by far the most popular pets, seem to attract some very stupid hyperbole.

I work with a guy who is easily goaded into a cringeworthy rant about how all cats should be poisoned/shot/some other means of cat genocide.

You see the same with dogs. The reality is cats are about as inoffensive an animal as exists, and the problem with any given dog is almost exclusively their owners.

Cats are essentially entitled bitches.  Selfish, manipulative and evil. Their only true friend is the last person who fed them.  

Our dog recently killed our neighbours cat. 

I'll admit it wasn't pleasant to listen to  ( it happened behind the shed).

The neighbour's cat nonchalantly roamed into our garden, smug as f**k (because she's a cat, and she can go wherever she wants, whenever she wants) and came face to face with a dog who thought 'hang on, there's an intruder in my territory' and . . .well . . . basically our dog  dealt with it. 

i wasn't happy about it, but isn't that what dogs do? We did the  training/obedience classes, which he passed with flying colours, but instinct is instinct. 

Anyway. to bring it back to Unpopular Opinions . . . Cats are superfluous.

 

 

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Edited to remove superfluous apostrophe.
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Ice cold beer is just a means of disguising an inferior product. 

If the Germans do one thing well it's a decent 500mls of draught pilsner. Served at a sensible temperature so you can actually taste the beer...

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35 minutes ago, oldbitterandgrumpy said:

Cats are essentially entitled bitches.  Selfish, manipulative and evil. Their only true friend is the last person who fed them.  

Our dog recently killed our neighbours cat. 

I'll admit it wasn't pleasant to listen to  ( it happened behind the shed).

The neighbour's cat nonchalantly roamed into our garden, smug as f**k (because she's a cat, and she can go wherever she wants, whenever she wants) and came face to face with a dog who thought 'hang on, there's an intruder in my territory' and . . .well . . . basically our dog  dealt with it. 

i wasn't happy about it, but isn't that what dogs do? We did the  training/obedience classes, which he passed with flying colours, but instinct is instinct. 

Anyway. to bring it back to Unpopular Opinions . . . Cat's are superfluous.

 

 

As was that last apostrophe...

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8 hours ago, Angusfifer said:

Ice cold beer is just a means of disguising an inferior product. 

If the Germans doing one thing well it's a decent 500mls of draught pilsner. Served at a sensible temperature so you can actually taste the beer...

 

8 hours ago, Angusfifer said:

As was that last apostrophe...

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52 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

No it really isn’t what dogs do.

Dogs chase cats. No, really, they do. 

Ok, maybe our dog took things  just a bit too far, but it was in the confines of our garden, effectively his territory.  

It's what dogs do. 

9 hours ago, Angusfifer said:

As was that last apostrophe...

There are few things more annoying than getting caught doing something you criticise others for. 

Humblest apologies for the insertion of said apostrophe.

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