ICTChris Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Your chances of being killed by a cow, whilst low, are never zero. They will f**k you up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 I wouldn't trust a cow as far as I could throw it. They're all for the watching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Don’t kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance he’d eat you and everyone you care about. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 8 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: I think you meant to post this version ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 9 hours ago, DA Baracus said: On another occasion, not far from where the above took place, and around the same time give or take a year, a friend chucked a big stone at a cow that smacked it square in the puss. The poor cow let out a bellow of anguish and started staggering around, before lying down. At the time I found it exceptionally funny, but later that night, lying in bed, I felt bad for the big bovine b*****d. I told my friend to cut it out next time I saw him. At the risk of sounding like a total fanny, hearing/seeing stuff like this makes me feel nauseous. Anyone intentionally harming defenceless animals are utter psychopaths IMO and I would genuinely make offences like this punishable to the same extent than if it was a human. We aren’t somehow better or more valuable than animals. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 9 hours ago, NotThePars said: I hope that cow gets their revenge someday. Unlikely, as said friend died many years ago. 19 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: At the risk of sounding like a total fanny, hearing/seeing stuff like this makes me feel nauseous. Anyone intentionally harming defenceless animals are utter psychopaths IMO and I would genuinely make offences like this punishable to the same extent than if it was a human. We aren’t somehow better or more valuable than animals. You don't sound like a fanny at all. I completely agree. As a daft kid I found it hilarious at the time but, as I mentioned, I later felt bad about it and told my friend to not do it again (which he didn't). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 ^^ murdered the cow skelper IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 29 minutes ago, Rasputin said: ^^ murdered the cow skelper IMO Nah, he died about 7 years later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 9 hours ago, ICTChris said: Your chances of being killed by a cow, whilst low, are never zero. They will f**k you up. 9 hours ago, HTG said: I wouldn't trust a cow as far as I could throw it. They're all for the watching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 10 hours ago, DA Baracus said: He got bored after about 7 minutes and fucked off back to his field. We climbed down, carefully and always on the lookout for the cow, then, after briefly surveying the trampled carnage from ground level, ran away to play football again. This cow seems like some boi... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Has anybody seen the Cowdoo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Has anybody seen the Cowdoo? Ok, i'll do it. What’s a cowdoo? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 1 minute ago, coprolite said: Ok, i'll do it. What’s a cowdoo? MOOOOOOOOOOOO! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 I also know someone that launched a rock at a cows head and it apparantly acted the same. Baffled me because the guy was generally alright, he must've been hanging out with some of the more troublesome types, just completely casually dropped the fact that the day before him and these guys were passing time chucking rocks at cows heads... I just stared at him with a look of baffled disgust, I can't even begin to imagine being convinced to do something to disgusting. This also reminds me of one of the funniest reddit posts I recall about awkward first days at work, this guy tells this story about starting work at an abbatoir and he was told to give the cows a dunt with a hammer to the middle of the head, goes into detail about how fucked up it was and it was the worst morning of his life, only to then say as he was leaving for his break the work lads revealed that there was a stun gun you were meant to use but they thought that would be a funny prank to play on the new guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 I also know someone that launched a rock at a cows head and it apparantly acted the same. Baffled me because the guy was generally alright, he must've been hanging out with some of the more troublesome types, just completely casually dropped the fact that the day before him and these guys were passing time chucking rocks at cows heads... I just stared at him with a look of baffled disgust, I can't even begin to imagine being convinced to do something to disgusting. This also reminds me of one of the funniest reddit posts I recall about awkward first days at work, this guy tells this story about starting work at an abbatoir and he was told to give the cows a dunt with a hammer to the middle of the head, goes into detail about how fucked up it was and it was the worst morning of his life, only to then say as he was leaving for his break the work lads revealed that there was a stun gun you were meant to use but they thought that would be a funny prank to play on the new guy. Hawd the bus! That story was told on here. It better be the same guy rather than him just copying it from Reddit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 (edited) 27 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 34 minutes ago, Stormzy said: I also know someone that launched a rock at a cows head and it apparantly acted the same. Baffled me because the guy was generally alright, he must've been hanging out with some of the more troublesome types, just completely casually dropped the fact that the day before him and these guys were passing time chucking rocks at cows heads... I just stared at him with a look of baffled disgust, I can't even begin to imagine being convinced to do something to disgusting. This also reminds me of one of the funniest reddit posts I recall about awkward first days at work, this guy tells this story about starting work at an abbatoir and he was told to give the cows a dunt with a hammer to the middle of the head, goes into detail about how fucked up it was and it was the worst morning of his life, only to then say as he was leaving for his break the work lads revealed that there was a stun gun you were meant to use but they thought that would be a funny prank to play on the new guy. Hawd the bus! That story was told on here. It better be the same guy rather than him just copying it from Reddit. Hahaha. Caught a dull yin! Edited April 29, 2021 by jimbaxters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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