tongue_tied_danny Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 5 hours ago, Doctor said: Adele was more attractive when she had a bit of cushion The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushing. That's what I said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oleksandr Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Dogs are wee p***ks 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Oleksandr said: Dogs are wee p***ks I'd say wee dogs are p***ks and have that small dog syndrome and yap at everything. I was brought up with guard dogs and gun dogs so any dog from a spanial upwards are great. The pappilions, bichon frise and chihuahua's of the worlds can gtf 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Onion Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 26 minutes ago, engelbert_humperdink said: I'd say wee dogs are p***ks and have that small dog syndrome and yap at everything. I was brought up with guard dogs and gun dogs so any dog from a spanial upwards are great. The pappilions, bichon frise and chihuahua's of the worlds can gtf Dogs are the baws! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 18 minutes ago, Spring Onion said: Dogs are the baws! 100% I cant go past a dog without a dog without turning into a weirdo and loudly saying hello my boy in a goofy voice before the respectful sniff of the hand then a pet. But wee yappy dogs I have no time for 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Wee yappy dogs aren't really dogs, to be fair. I'm not exactly sure what they are (although I have a few ideas) but they shouldn't be allowed to use the noble name of "dog'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 6 hours ago, Shotgun said: Wee yappy dogs aren't really dogs, to be fair. I'm not exactly sure what they are (although I have a few ideas) but they shouldn't be allowed to use the noble name of "dog'. Inbred evolutionary dead ends works for me. My Casper (Lab/Cocker cross) would survive on his own (once he's defeated his nemesis - his own tail) as would yer average Shepherd, Retreiver, etc. Dump one of these little cúnts out of their natural environment (normally a fucking handbag or the like), and the squirrels round here would fúck them up in minutes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oleksandr Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Dogs love getting fed, if you feed them they'll like you for selfish reasons. Gullible fools 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 I like dogs but some people take their fondness for them way too far and are kidding themselves if they believe that the feeling of love is mutual. The reason your dog is happy to see you when you get in from work is because it’s been sat around bored for 8+ hours and wants to do something, it’s not because the dog loves you or even remotely likes you for who you are. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 23 minutes ago, throbber said: I like dogs but some people take their fondness for them way too far and are kidding themselves if they believe that the feeling of love is mutual. The reason your dog is happy to see you when you get in from work is because it’s been sat around bored for 8+ hours and wants to do something, it’s not because the dog loves you or even remotely likes you for who you are. Fundamentally unlikeable ^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Dogs love getting fed, if you feed them they'll like you for selfish reasons. Gullible foolsYou're getting them mixed up with cats. Cats will go where they get fed. Dogs would stay by your side even if you neglected it. Dogs > Cats 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: You're getting them mixed up with cats. Cats will go where they get fed. Dogs would stay by your side even if you neglected it. Dogs > Cats Dogs will still jump on the couch for a cuddle after being fed. Cats will piss off until they want fed again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 2 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: You're getting them mixed up with cats. Cats will go where they get fed. Dogs would stay by your side even if you neglected it. Dogs > Cats 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 3 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Fundamentally unlikeable ^^^^^^^^^^^^ I haven’t said anything bad about dogs, just peoples attitudes towards them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 3 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: You're getting them mixed up with cats. Cats will go where they get fed. Dogs would stay by your side even if you neglected it. Dogs are stupider than Cats ftfy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 I haven’t said anything bad about dogs, just peoples attitudes towards them.I think you’re trying to be too clever on this one anyway. They are obviously motivated by food a lot etc but they 100% get attached to people beyond ‘this is someone that feeds me’. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 I like dogs but some people take their fondness for them way too far and are kidding themselves if they believe that the feeling of love is mutual. The reason your dog is happy to see you when you get in from work is because it’s been sat around bored for 8+ hours and wants to do something, it’s not because the dog loves you or even remotely likes you for who you are. I haven’t said anything bad about dogs, just peoples attitudes towards them.It's not really true though. I've been to the shop around the corner and came back 10 minutes later and the dog greets me as if she hasn't seen me in years. They are definitely loyal, loving animals. Cats go where they are fed. My mum's neighbour seems to feed every fucking cat in the street and genuinely believes they come to her because they like her. It's because she leaves food on her doorstep every day the crazy bitch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Getting bubblegum in your mix up is a total waste of a valuable few pence. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 14 hours ago, Shotgun said: Wee yappy dogs aren't really dogs, to be fair. I'm not exactly sure what they are (although I have a few ideas) but they shouldn't be allowed to use the noble name of "dog'. 7 hours ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: Inbred evolutionary dead ends works for me. My Casper (Lab/Cocker cross) would survive on his own (once he's defeated his nemesis - his own tail) as would yer average Shepherd, Retreiver, etc. Dump one of these little cúnts out of their natural environment (normally a fucking handbag or the like), and the squirrels round here would fúck them up in minutes. I've had big and wee dugs and tbh the wee dugs ( westies and jack Russell's) were just as (maybe more) hardy than the labs and shepherds. Size isn't everything guys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Getting bubblegum in your mix up is a total waste of a valuable few pence. Mix up? Is that a bag of sweets aye? I've only ever heard that called a Mixture. Let the regional definition arguments commence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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