Cerberus Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 This burd stole the OP's idea - 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairyBaws Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Eating crisps and chocolate at the same time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, FairyBaws said: Eating crisps and chocolate at the same time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 34 minutes ago, FairyBaws said: Eating crisps and chocolate at the same time When we were about 13/14 years old, my mate's 'party piece' used to be chewing up a bit of Mars Bar and mixing it up in his gub with some Irn Bru, crushing up some crisps on the palm of his hand before letting out a long, thick, stringy spit out of his mouth which stuck to the crushed crisps like glue before sucking up the whole disgusting concoction and swallowing the lot down, usually before a few utterly repulsed girls. Not a particularly succesful technique for picking up the ladies, surprisingly. He was also the best out of everyone at lighting their farts. A supremely talented individual. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: When we were about 13/14 years old, my mate's 'party piece' used to be chewing up a bit of Mars Bar and mixing it up in his gub with some Irn Bru, crushing up some crisps on the palm of his hand before letting out a long, thick, stringy spit out of his mouth which stuck to the crushed crisps like glue before sucking up the whole disgusting concoction and swallowing the lot down, usually before a few utterly repulsed girls. Not a particularly succesful technique for picking up the ladies, surprisingly. He was also the best out of everyone at lighting their farts. A supremely talented individual. Have we heard of him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 37 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Have we heard of him? You have now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Have we heard of him?DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 9 hours ago, Dee Man said: When we were about 13/14 years old, my mate's 'party piece' used to be chewing up a bit of Mars Bar and mixing it up in his gub with some Irn Bru, crushing up some crisps on the palm of his hand before letting out a long, thick, stringy spit out of his mouth which stuck to the crushed crisps like glue before sucking up the whole disgusting concoction and swallowing the lot down, usually before a few utterly repulsed girls. Not a particularly succesful technique for picking up the ladies, surprisingly. He was also the best out of everyone at lighting their farts. A supremely talented individual. he should have been on Britain's Got Talent. Lighting farts at Simon Cowell would get my vote. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 12 hours ago, FairyBaws said: Eating crisps and chocolate at the same time So ....what’s the unpopular opinion ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 he should have been on Britain's Got Talent. Lighting farts at Simon Cowell would get my vote. Already been done 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Iced Coffee is much better than Hot Coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Iced Coffee is much better than Hot Coffee.Beast 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 25 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: Beast I'm right and you know it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 1 minute ago, staggy1929 said: I'm right and you know it You're a right beast, aye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 19 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: You're a right beast, aye. FALSE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Coffee is fucking rank, the smell and the taste are vile. Coffee snobs are genuinely amongst the worst people on earth, along with paedophiles and grown men who watch wrestling. Although the latter 2 could probably be categorised together as they’re pretty much the same thing. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Coffee is fucking rank, the smell and the taste are vile. Coffee snobs are genuinely amongst the worst people on earth, along with paedophiles and grown men who watch wrestling. Although the latter 2 could probably be categorised together as they’re pretty much the same thing. Did a barista in your local Starbucks rebuff your advances, monkman? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Coffee is fucking rank, the smell and the taste are vile. Coffee snobs are genuinely amongst the worst people on earth, along with paedophiles and grown men who watch wrestling. Although the latter 2 could probably be categorised together as they’re pretty much the same thing. What a bizarre outburst. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Did a barista in your local Starbucks rebuff your advances, monkman? No, what a strange assumption to make. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 2 hours ago, staggy1929 said: Iced Coffee is much better than Hot Coffee. I'd agree with that. It's probably due to the amount of sugar in them though. There is a brand that's just released a sugar free version here and unsurprisingly it's quite shite. 40 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Coffee is fucking rank, the smell and the taste are vile. Coffee snobs are genuinely amongst the worst people on earth, along with paedophiles and grown men who watch wrestling. Although the latter 2 could probably be categorised together as they’re pretty much the same thing. I've drunk coffee for years and only started it to fend off tiredness when I was driving. I still drink it for the same reason but I'm not entirely sure whether I actually enjoy the stuff or whether it's more of a dependence of it. I'm almost certain it's the latter. I look forward to the buzz way more than the taste. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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