MEADOWXI Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Coffee is vastly overrated I only have one or two a month...Never get that caffeine buzz folk talk aboutNever feel it has kept me awakeNever feel it amazing, and all these variations and types are lost on me..latte, cappuccino etc.And then folk seem to drink it with the caffeine and sugar and milk ( zero fat milk they ask for ) taken out. So they have a drink with all the taste but zero of the effect ????Hot drinks are a cup of tea when having a full breakfast or bovril at football.All else is expensive nonsense 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Never get that caffeine buzz folk talk about Try a mug of Percoll Espresso Noir, two teaspoons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Tea is shite, good coffee is lovely. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Try a mug of Percoll Espresso Noir, two teaspoons.Had various coffees....One or two spoons.......Zero effect.What next ? Snort it ?Coffee has zero effect and don't see it as anything other as warm drink that is overpriced and overrated.I see so many folk that can't get from home to work without walking with wee drinking flask from home or cup from some chain and just see it as wasting money to stay in fashion of 'Coffee is the drink'.Totally passed me by 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 I only like tea like PG Tips. Fruit teas and all other real tea is shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 I once had a cup of that coffee made from the coffee beans shat out by a monkey and it's effects were better than some Es I've taken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 16 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: I once had a cup of that coffee made from the coffee beans shat out by a monkey and it's effects were better than some Es I've taken. I might be wrong , but the coffee I think you’re talking about is passed through a cat . I think you’ll find in this case it was actually monkey shite you drank 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 And I'd happily drink it again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: And I'd happily drink it again. 1 Boy 1 cup 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 I might be wrong , but the coffee I think you’re talking about is passed through a cat . I think you’ll find in this case it was actually monkey shite you drank [emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: And I'd happily drink it again. It's not a cat or a monkey, but I'm not entirely sure what type of animal does the shitting. I've got some in the house that has an artist's impression on the packet: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: It's not a cat or a monkey, but I'm not entirely sure what type of animal does the shitting. I've got some in the house that has an artist's impression on the packet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Coffee is like whisky in that it's potentially brilliant but surrounded by pretension and faff. Whatever you like and how you have it is absolutely the right way otherwise you wouldn't like it. I've stopped mentioning it as some dick always chips in, "you shouldn't put ice in it" or "latte haha that's well gay". No you're right I should drink extra strong coffee at nine pm and nobody has ever used ice in whisky. If anyone asks if you like whisky outside a pub just tell them no. It's easier than dealing with their pretentious shite. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: "latte haha that's well gay". Especially if made with this Eta This would be a total mind f**k for the pretentious coffee/ whisky brigade Edited September 16, 2018 by Unleash The Nade 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 (edited) LoL drink that in a pint glass with coffee mate and ice cubes. no no no you're doing coffee wrong! Edited September 16, 2018 by D.A.F.C 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 @DA Baracus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 5 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: @DA Baracus Coffee is shite. Tea is shite. All hot drinks are shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Scottish Blend tea is, by some considerable margin, the best everyday hot drink going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Coffee is shite. Tea is shite. All hot drinks are shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 23 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Is that printed on a whoopee cushion? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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