CK Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 I would like to punch Ian Wright - Total fanny The England Football/Rugby/Cricket teams - Always on the news even when they are not playing DJ Casper - His songs are the worst ever written. Slide to the left, right foot lets stomp, freeeeeeeeeze, now everybody clap your hands Bullyweelauren's ginger friend - Wee bitch who needs to grow up The guy who plays Arthur in King Arthur - He is possibly the worst actor I have ever seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Hard to choose only five, but Id go for... Jamie Oliver - too many reasons to mention. Craig David - see above. Rodney Marsh - smugness on Sports Saturday knows no bounds. Alan Warriner - one for the darts fans among you. Im sure you will agree. Alan Hansen - For referring to Englad as "we" and general Uncle Tom behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clyde4life Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Louis Walsh Jennifer Lopez( only after she hit me first ) Robbie Savage Dirty Den ( Poor Alfie) Mike McCurry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black&Gold Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 maybe a few strange ones but anyway - Didier Deschamps Alice deejay Arsene Wenger Lezo mazzimber(or him from news round if thats no spelt right) Busted in a nice line up of all 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codfish Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Aiden McGeady Neil Lennon Any member of Westlife - I'm not bothered which one Alan Hansen and ether John Motson or Clive Tyldsley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerwickMad Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Lezo Mazimba The twat off the Halifax adverts Don Huchison Trevor Fransis Gary Neville They beat off strong competition from Jamie Oliver, Kris Akibusi, Robbie Savage, Steve Bruce, Michael Howard, Robin Williams, Justin Hawkins, Bill O'Reilly, Wayne Rooney and Daniel Bedingfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Mr Mad, that's 15 people in total you've named there. Another two 'Top Five' posts and you'll have the remaining 10 covered! (Edit: Just to add - I wouldn't want to punch anyone, being nice as I am! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stella Addict Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 1. Ashley Cole 2. Jack McConnel (probably spelt wrong, another reason to hit him, stupid bloody name!) 3. Jim Delikunt 4. Neil Lennon (would be there all day trying to punch him good looking, q Mission Impossible theme tune!) 5. My Boss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FFCinthearea Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 1/ John Lambie 2/ Jordan 3/ Ian McCall 4/ Tony Blair 5/ Darius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Claude Anelka - bloody french fuckwit Elton John - Fat poof Andy Walker - "I would go down in that situation" Alan Hansen - Try and knock some sense into him Fife Staggie - He's a p&b-er but I know him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FalkirkFM Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 1. Every Rangers fan in Falkirk 2. Every Celtic fan in Falkirk 3. Jobbie Williams 4. Graham Norton 5. Victoria Feckham I suspect that may be slightly more than five Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonsanorak Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 1 alan rattray from forfar 2 ant or dec 3 george bush 4 paul daniels 5 tony blair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 1. ANDY DOW!! 2. Paul Tosh 3. Wayne Rooney 4. George Bush 5. Alan Mackin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HeNrY Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 1. BUSH 2. ArMAID ONE (tht guy 4 partick 3. A random FIFER 4. LAMIBIE THA BAMBA 5. IAN McALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoonaman Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 1. The f'kin frog in the ringtone advert 2. Terry Christie 3. Ian Huntley 4. Luke Mitchell 5. George Dubya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Clive Tyldsley Jamie Cullum Andy Walker Owen Coyle Robbie Williams But, before all them, I would get someone female to hit Avril Lavigne for me, as I'm too much of a gentleman to do it myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k38jfb Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 5. Jamie Oliver 4. Darren Day 3. Robbie Williams 2. Victoria Beckham 1. Jimmy Carr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p&b is a disgrace Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 5. Hugh Grant 4. Hugh Grant 3. Hugh Grant 2. Hugh Grant 1. Hugh Grant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughsie Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Andy F'cking Walker Elton John Any of the guys off S Club Juniors (my wee sisiter never shuts up about those c***s!) Jim Delahunt Dougie Donnelly (should stick to golf analysis, kids on he likes football) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 So Many to mention that they must go into categories: Football 5. Ian Wright - One of the most talentless people ever to get a job on TV 4. Ross Tokely - Revenge attack for Chris Kerr 3. Paul Hartley - Any St. Mirren supporter will know why 2. Ashley Cole - Total tosspot 1. Alan Smith - Even though I am a Man U man, and like him as a footballer, the boy is an arsehole and needs a slap to be put in his place and told he is not hard, he never will be. Other Sport 5. Jimmy White - Little cockney freak who apparently everyone loves 4. Arsene Wenger - Football I know but the first blind manager in the Premiership does need a good hard punch in the jaw. 3. Stan Collymore - I know hes football but I had to put him in somewhere 2. Peter Manley - Big fat smackable face 1. Ronnie O'Sullivan - Total Smackhead waster TV 5. Ainsley Harriott 4. Joe Pasquale 3. Jeremy Beadle (wouldnt be much of a fight though, kind of like fighting Heather Mills) 2. Rebecca Loos - a woman who has become famous for maybe shagging an over-rated prima donna ballbag, but then again she might not have but she did w**k a pig and I suppose that is better than Stan Collymore 1. Harry Hill - the single most unfunny man on television Music 5. George Micheal - "I wasn't gay but now I am, and I am so flamboyant and the whole world just HAS to know": Tit 4. The collective memebers of Busted - One hammer, three fairies, one outcome 3. David 'Snedders' Sneddon - Snedders? SNEDDERS?! What a grade A fud! 2. All of So Solid Crew 1. All of Blazing Squad I could go on for hours, but for the safety of my monitor I will stop now. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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