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[ICTChris]

I knew it

[Derry Alli]

That explains why I'm thick as fuck then.

[KnightswoodBear]

47 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

I knew it

What do they say about wee hands? Asking for a friend. 

[carpetmonster]

5 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

What do they say about wee hands? Asking for a friend. 

Don't wear light coloured cuffs, they'll just accentuate the size

[welshbairn]

1 hour ago, throbber said:

My account got permanently banned for telling someone I would kill them over a dispute about google maps. I was clearly joking. 

The centre of Glasgow?

[throbber]

8 hours ago, welshbairn said:

The centre of Glasgow?

It was a picture Owen Jones shared which was in London then I was at the wind up saying it was Edinburgh which was getting a few pedantic people extremely wound up. I then used a screen shot of an area of Edinburgh that looked vaguely similar and then used the fact that Owens parents lived in Edinburgh to 100% verify that’s must be where it was and then i said I would kill someone in a light hearted joking way but I was suspended almost instantly. 

[Melanius Mullarkay]

14 minutes ago, throbber said:

It was a picture Owen Jones shared which was in London then I was at the wind up saying it was Edinburgh which was getting a few pedantic people extremely wound up. I then used a screen shot of an area of Edinburgh that looked vaguely similar and then used the fact that Owens parents lived in Edinburgh to 100% verify that’s must be where it was and then i said I would kill someone in a light hearted joking way but I was suspended almost instantly. 

I suppose it was going to be that or the constant winding up of the Only Fans accounts.

[ICTChris]

Owen Jones has an OnlyFans account? Not worth £5 a month IMO.

[throbber]

3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

I suppose it was going to be that or the constant winding up of the Only Fans accounts.

Anything to get through the day.

[Bairnardo]

I knew it

I have absolutely no idea how to play this tbh.....

I dont even know which direction would gain me the most respect from my peers, and admitting that I'm as thick as a submarine door and have a cock like a mouses tongue seems at first glance like the worst of both worlds......

[bennett]

 

I can't tell them apart.

 

 

[Hamish's Passenger]

I have absolutely no idea how to play this tbh.....

I dont even know which direction would gain me the most respect from my peers, and admitting that I'm as thick as a submarine door and have a cock like a mouses tongue seems at first glance like the worst of both worlds......

Or do you mean worth of boast worlds?

[Suspect Device]

 

 

 

[Bert Raccoon]

7 hours ago, Suspect Device said:

 

 

 

Four Wanted Stars 

[peasy23]

[Theroadlesstravelled]

I genuinely thought they were tiny.
 

 

[Swarley]

I got put in Twitter pokey for 12 hours for suggesting that the best thing to do with the people in one of these horrible AI generated paintings that are all over just now was to "Kill them all with fire" 

That's karma for you trying to get Musk to ban me for spider related posts.

[BFTD]

3 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:

I genuinely thought they were tiny.
 

 

A good size guide is that the larger birds get, the angrier they look.

Bald eagles look like they came out specifically in the hope that someone would spill their pint.

[Zetterlund]

11 minutes ago, BFTD said:

A good size guide is that the larger birds get, the angrier they look.

Bald eagles look like they came out specifically in the hope that someone would spill their pint.

Yup, I've always though ostriches looked (and acted) like the biggest arseholes of the bird world.

[Bodie]

Seagulls are the arseholes of the bird world.