thistledo Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 On 16/12/2021 at 13:29, ICTChris said: Ever wondered what it’s like to have phone sex with a snooker commentator? That's like the posh English version of 'nae spikin' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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supermik Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 On 17/12/2021 at 14:02, The Naitch said: I heard it was a good turn out. Hundreds and thousands were there. I heard that he topped himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Almost the time of year for middle class people who don't know how the ice cream van industry sustains itself to flood Twitter with pictures of ice cream vans in wintery parks #sobritish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 On 17/12/2021 at 13:10, eindhovendee said: Is it Les Dawson? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 12 hours ago, supermik said: I heard that he topped himself. 99 vans floowing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 (edited) Never been a huge fan of Ryanair but the fact that they hate Boris Johnson more than me is making me re-think. Read through their Tweets, they really don't like him. Edited December 19, 2021 by eindhovendee Shit link 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 36 minutes ago, eindhovendee said: Never been a huge fan of Ryanair but the fact that they hate Boris Johnson more than me is making me re-think. Read through their Tweets, they really don't like him. I liked this one.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Stupid KGB thinking they could honey trap Hitchens. The honey pot is probably still tramautised from his chat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 On 17/12/2021 at 14:10, eindhovendee said: Cone-dolences 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 These ice cream puns are Fab. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 These ice cream puns are Fab. A real Feast for the senses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 They ran out of 750ml bottles of champagne at his funeral. They only had magnums. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 I wonder if they preserved his body in ice and if he (s)cream(ed) as he died. (ice cream) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 16 minutes ago, Steve_Wilkos said: I wonder if they preserved his body in ice and if he (s)cream(ed) as he died. (ice cream) Yes, I always find a joke much funnier when you have to explain it........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Reminds me of the guy whose surname was Peacock and he named his son Drew. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 The replies 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 The replies There are so many belters in the replies, but I think this was my favourite. Shout out also to the guy eating a sausage roll. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Good to see the League 1&2 clubs calling out Tom English. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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