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12 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said:

10 minute freeview was enough for me. Volume at 2 bars 

This and I had Nutz and Zoo under my cushion hidden away in my room and a pack of porno playing cards a mate had secured on a holiday. Ahhh the 8 of Diamonds.. 

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Confessions of a window cleaner was dece too. 

Me and my mate found a porno tape in a phone box one day, was like finding gold, got passed around my mates at school so much the action was barely visible within a year. It was definitely not softcore.

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German TV channels were always gold as well around 9pm due to time difference. Wasn't the easiest keeping up with the dialogue but the action was hugely entertaining 

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16 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

German TV channels were always gold as well around 9pm due to time difference. Wasn't the easiest keeping up with the dialogue but the action was hugely entertaining 

Sat1.

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15 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said:

Essential to change channel back to BBC 1 after you were finished if using the living room TV. 

The good old days before the remotes had a "last channel" button.  You need to remember to switch to BBC then ITV nowadays. 

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I blame the 10 minute free views for years of premature ejaculation due to rattling it as fast and hard as you could so you could whisper to Sandy xoxo that you loved her before she went off screen to those rich men. :(

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11 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said:

German TV channels were always gold as well around 9pm due to time difference. Wasn't the easiest keeping up with the dialogue but the action was hugely entertaining 

^^^

Freudian dialogue

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23 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said:

German TV channels were always gold as well around 9pm due to time difference. Wasn't the easiest keeping up with the dialogue but the action was hugely entertaining 

The little red triangle in the corner was  a great clue to what was coming (literally at times)

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20 hours ago, Mr. Alli said:

I blame the 10 minute free views for years of premature ejaculation due to rattling it as fast and hard as you could so you could whisper to Sandy xoxo that you loved her before she went off screen to those rich men. :(

10 minutes...premature? I don't think so!

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13 hours ago, peasy23 said:

I know some would say Dumbarton have a cheek, but I'm all for this type of shithousery on Twitter.
 

Yeah I'm all for this, but Dumbarton???

This is way, way beyond pots and kettles. Dumbarton makes Cumbernauld look like Florence. 

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There is a guy called Brian in the replies to the Dumbarton tweet. He is not happy. He did have a reply that was littered with mistakes with him claiming a great education out of Cumbernauld but it has been deleted. Anyone catch it?

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