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“@cwatto88: #AskAdams my neighbour has put a flag up that i dislike. Should I blow up his house or place of business first?”

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#askadams best laugh I've had at lunchtime for a while.

“@cwatto88: #AskAdams my neighbour has put a flag up that i dislike. Should I blow up his house or place of business first?”

:lol:

they are rather humorous. The best being which one of the three BDO titles means most to him

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Just had my oven cleaned by @norwichoven Contact them to get yours done! Great service #likenew @ryanbennett_22




Had my oven cleaned by @norwichoven great service! Contact them to get yours done well worth it


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@chelsfergo is a good follow...

I'll give it 2 days.

Boring cow with bad falsies.

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Her only purpose is for 14 year old boys who don't know any proper porn websites.

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I wouldn't touch her with Smurph's.

How does that work? You often hear people saying "I wouldn't touch her with yours mate" but what do they mean? Are they saying that they are going to cut off my genitals, attach them to themselves and then think "No, I would not like to have sex with this specfic woman in this position?".

I think if you've gone to the trouble of harvesting someone's genitalia then you may as well go through with it. You never know, if might be fantastic.

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Please don't cut off my penis. I may not use him, but he's the only friend I've got.

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Saw the first part of the sentence from Smurph on the app and thought the gypos had him.

Edited by GordieBoy80

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How does that work? You often hear people saying "I wouldn't touch her with yours mate" but what do they mean? Are they saying that they are going to cut off my genitals, attach them to themselves and then think "No, I would not like to have sex with this specfic woman in this position?".

I think if you've gone to the trouble of harvesting someone's genitalia then you may as well go through with it. You never know, if might be fantastic.

Sex with Smurph's genitals is always fantastic. And one of these days, someone else will discover that too.

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Did you find them fabulous when still attached to Smurph, or did you borrow them? If they're for rental I could be interested. I'm moderately content with my own, but the idea of having fabulous genitalia for a spell is, I admit, a bit tempting..

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