Smurph Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Her only purpose is for 14 year old boys who don't know any proper porn websites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 I wouldn't touch her with Smurph's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 I wouldn't touch her with Smurph's. How does that work? You often hear people saying "I wouldn't touch her with yours mate" but what do they mean? Are they saying that they are going to cut off my genitals, attach them to themselves and then think "No, I would not like to have sex with this specfic woman in this position?". I think if you've gone to the trouble of harvesting someone's genitalia then you may as well go through with it. You never know, if might be fantastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Please don't cut off my penis. I may not use him, but he's the only friend I've got. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 (edited) Saw the first part of the sentence from Smurph on the app and thought the gypos had him. Edited March 14, 2014 by GordieBoy80 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowdenbeathLoyal Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Fine, try @TattGoddess 100% wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Twitter has been banned in Turkey. http://stream.aljazeera.com/story/201403211618-0023577 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 How does that work? You often hear people saying "I wouldn't touch her with yours mate" but what do they mean? Are they saying that they are going to cut off my genitals, attach them to themselves and then think "No, I would not like to have sex with this specfic woman in this position?". I think if you've gone to the trouble of harvesting someone's genitalia then you may as well go through with it. You never know, if might be fantastic. Sex with Smurph's genitals is always fantastic. And one of these days, someone else will discover that too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Did you find them fabulous when still attached to Smurph, or did you borrow them? If they're for rental I could be interested. I'm moderately content with my own, but the idea of having fabulous genitalia for a spell is, I admit, a bit tempting.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I'm shocked at this information 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I'm shocked at this information ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1395519721.026520.jpg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Well there goes the last lingering vestiges of my hetrosexuality 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 He should be sectioned, in all seriousness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 They say there is someone for everyone. f**k meeting his. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 (edited) http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/meet-the-lonely-heart-from-hell-1079428 Peter_Dow 12:55 AM on 27/9/2011Salmond has no brains in his left foot but it could be that because of his royalist politics he could easily have people's brains on the outside of his left foot, on the sole of his left shoe for example.Suppose if Alex Salmond had walked amongst the dead bodies of children in Dunblane Primary School gym just after the massacre he may well have got parts of the brains of dead children all over his left foot. So in that sense you are correct there Blythe.It was Salmond's Queen's police and laws that allowed Hamilton a firearms certificate and the right to keep hand-guns. These kids died because Scots have followed royalists like Salmond, who trust the Queen's kingdom, its laws, judges and police, thinking they know best.Then there was the brains of the Lockerbie victims that Salmond could have got on his left foot too if he had been there to recover the bodies.But if you are Salmond then you can wipe off the brains of the innocents from your left foot using a Saltire and forgive and forget the whole thing.There are many people's brains who have been spilled on the ground in violent attacks or in accidents that could have been prevented but the Queen's government failed to keep them safe and their brains in their heads where they belong.Yes indeed I can see why Salmond could have plenty of people's brains on his left foot. Peter_Dow1:53 PM on 31/12/2010gers1873 Scots are held back both by the Queen and the Pope - so we need independence from them both.Scots should elect a good democratic republican socialist (such as myself maybe?) as president of a Scottish republic to be our head of state - get the Queen out and no going back to the bad old days of rule by the Pope.No Queen & no Pope ruling Scotland.Sorry gers1873 but you are wrong to say it has to be one or the other - Queen or Pope - wrong it can be neither.Who is the head of state of America? It is President Obama and before him it was President Bush. The Americans weren't ruled by either Queen or Pope.So gers1873 you are ignorant, wrong and stupid to present the choice as either Queen or Pope, like we had to be ruled by one of them. That is a false choice. We don't have to choose either Queen or Pope. We can have neither.Scots should rule ourselves democratically like a democratic republic does.gers1873 you are not going to learn politics on the Glasgow Rangers terraces. All you will learn there is football. So don't come into a politics debate with a fitba heid because you will just embarrass yourself.gers1873 you can tell us what the score in the football match is. That is the level of your education. That is what you are able to do. You don't tell Scots the political score. That is my job. Edited March 22, 2014 by Enrico Annoni 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Mon Then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin Taranbino Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 I use the twitter app on my android phone and for the most part like it despite other people's hatred of it. However, recently (I assume after latest update) every time I click on the app it takes me to the newest tweets rather than where I last was? Is this same for anyone else? I can't work out how to fix it. If I haven't checked twitter in 3 hours then I want to read the last 3 hrs worth of tweets if that makes sense. Can anyone help? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 I have asked Peter how he could possibly still be single , i look forward to his response... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Think I blocked Dow, after a while it goes from funny to disturbing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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