Sergeant Wilson Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 I'd take that Bald Eagle more seriously if it didn't walk like Bernie Clifton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 I feel a bit sorry for seagulls who at the end of the day are only arseholes cos they're hungry (again, a bit like the 3am neds). Ostriches, though, would key your car out of boredom if given the chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 30 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: I feel a bit sorry for seagulls who at the end of the day are only arseholes cos they're hungry (again, a bit like the 3am neds). Ostriches, though, would key your car out of boredom if given the chance. Seagulls have ruined many a family day out at the beach with their arsehole behaviour, all because they want a free meal. Start fishing again you lazy b*****ds. It is the noble ostrich that one should feel pity for. An abomination of a species clearly created when God was on one of his 5 day benders using all the left over parts from other animals. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 46 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: I feel a bit sorry for seagulls who at the end of the day are only arseholes cos they're hungry (again, a bit like the 3am neds). Ostriches, though, would key your car out of boredom if given the chance. I was once told that if you face an ostrich into a corner it can't figure out that it has to turn round to move anywhere and will just stand there staring at the corner until it dies or is otherwise disrupted. I've always wanted it to be true so I've never bothered to check if it actually is, just in case it's not. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I was once told that if you face an ostrich into a corner it can't figure out that it has to turn round to move anywhere and will just stand there staring at the corner until it dies or is otherwise disrupted. I've always wanted it to be true so I've never bothered to check if it actually is, just in case it's not. Dunno, but you can paralyse a chicken by drawing a line in front of its face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Last week I saw a Robin - a beautiful, wee wintry Robin - utterly destroy a worm in the garden. A few days later, the neighbour's cat was munching on the remains of a bird. It may have been the same, it may not. I like to think it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Last week I saw a Robin - a beautiful, wee wintry Robin - utterly destroy a worm in the garden. A few days later, the neighbour's cat was munching on the remains of a bird. It may have been the same, it may not. I like to think it is. Which begs the question, which creature dines on cats? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 I’ve ridden an ostrich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Brother Blades said: I’ve ridden an ostrich. I doubt it noticed. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Brother Blades said: I’ve ridden an ostrich. I doubt you're the only one on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 3 hours ago, Brother Blades said: I’ve ridden an ostrich. I've eaten one. Hopefully not after you'd just finished with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 16 minutes ago, BFTD said: I've eaten one. Hopefully not after you'd just finished with it. Ostrich creampie ? I'll keep my eyes open next time I'm in Waitrose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 8 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'd take that Bald Eagle more seriously if it didn't walk like Bernie Clifton. You've embarrassed yourself here, sarge. It's the ostrich that has the strange walk while Clifton is clearly sitting on its back trying in vain to control the thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 On 06/12/2022 at 17:12, Suspect Device said: Are people actually this blind? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 9 hours ago, Brother Blades said: I’ve ridden an ostrich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 11 hours ago, scottsdad said: Last week I saw a Robin - a beautiful, wee wintry Robin - utterly destroy a worm in the garden. A few days later, the neighbour's cat was munching on the remains of a bird. It may have been the same, it may not. I like to think it is. Circle of Life innit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satoshi Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 16 hours ago, hk blues said: You wouldn't try that with the real Steven Segal. At least, not twice. I've never been in a fight before in my life and I think I could beat Steven Segal. Boys a well known fraud (as well as being old and fat now). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Swarley said: I listened to an NPR podcast with Titus Burgess and he is actually a very reserved person and not comedic at all. The brilliant character Titus Andromedon is nothing like him in real life. Good actor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 4 hours ago, Satoshi said: I've never been in a fight before in my life and I think I could beat Steven Segal. Boys a well known fraud (as well as being old and fat now). I reckon he'd kick your c**t in without even breaking sweat, old and fat as he may be. He's got experience on his side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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