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[Bairnardo]

I knew it

I have absolutely no idea how to play this tbh.....

I dont even know which direction would gain me the most respect from my peers, and admitting that I'm as thick as a submarine door and have a cock like a mouses tongue seems at first glance like the worst of both worlds......

[bennett]

 

I can't tell them apart.

 

 

[Hamish's Passenger]

I have absolutely no idea how to play this tbh.....

I dont even know which direction would gain me the most respect from my peers, and admitting that I'm as thick as a submarine door and have a cock like a mouses tongue seems at first glance like the worst of both worlds......

Or do you mean worth of boast worlds?

[Suspect Device]

 

 

 

[Bert Raccoon]

7 hours ago, Suspect Device said:

 

 

 

Four Wanted Stars 

[peasy23]

[Theroadlesstravelled]

I genuinely thought they were tiny.
 

 

[Swarley]

I got put in Twitter pokey for 12 hours for suggesting that the best thing to do with the people in one of these horrible AI generated paintings that are all over just now was to "Kill them all with fire" 

That's karma for you trying to get Musk to ban me for spider related posts.

[BFTD]

3 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:

I genuinely thought they were tiny.
 

 

A good size guide is that the larger birds get, the angrier they look.

Bald eagles look like they came out specifically in the hope that someone would spill their pint.

[Zetterlund]

11 minutes ago, BFTD said:

A good size guide is that the larger birds get, the angrier they look.

Bald eagles look like they came out specifically in the hope that someone would spill their pint.

Yup, I've always though ostriches looked (and acted) like the biggest arseholes of the bird world.

[D Angelo Barksdale]

Seagulls are the arseholes of the bird world.

[hk blues]

14 minutes ago, Slim Charles. said:

Seagulls are the arseholes of the bird world.

[Bert Raccoon]

29 minutes ago, hk blues said:

There's actually a well know seagull in Glasgow nicknamed Steven Seagull. Normally found perched on a bus stop outside Radisson Blue readying himself to steal food from unsuspecting pedestrians. He attempted to take a Haggis Pie from me once but I was ready and punched him on the beak 

[hk blues]

31 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

There's actually a well know seagull in Glasgow nicknamed Steven Seagull. Normally found perched on a bus stop outside Radisson Blue readying himself to steal food from unsuspecting pedestrians. He attempted to take a Haggis Pie from me once but I was ready and punched him on the beak 

You wouldn't try that with the real Steven Segal.   At least, not twice.

[jimbaxters]

3 minutes ago, hk blues said:

You wouldn't try that with the real Steven Segal.   At least, not twice.

If he brought that big birthday cake with him he could have any food he felt like.

[Bert Raccoon]

14 minutes ago, hk blues said:

You wouldn't try that with the real Steven Segal.   At least, not twice.

I've scrapped with worse at shutting time in Hamilton 

[hk blues]

1 minute ago, Bert Raccoon said:

I've scrapped with worse at shutting time in Hamilton 

And that's just the women! 

[Derry Alli]

1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said:

There's actually a well know seagull in Glasgow nicknamed Steven Seagull. Normally found perched on a bus stop outside Radisson Blue readying himself to steal food from unsuspecting pedestrians. He attempted to take a Haggis Pie from me once but I was ready and punched him on the beak 

[D Angelo Barksdale]

52 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

I've scrapped with worse at shutting time in Hamilton 

He would crush you Bert.

[Bert Raccoon]

9 minutes ago, Slim Charles. said:

He would crush you Bert.

You ever been outside Hamilton Palace at 3am? Makes that look like a tea party