Bairnardo Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 She has no fanny flaps.The limitations of my phones zoom prevent confirmation.(Presumably) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 30 minutes ago, Rowan said: She has no fanny flaps. ^^^ Has huge fanny flaps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 For anyone wondering how to broach the subject of coprophagia with a partner: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/9zvjfx/wife_told_me_she_wanted_to_experiment_i_obliged/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 For anyone wondering how to broach the subject of coprophagia with a partner: [/url] https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/9zvjfx/wife_told_me_she_wanted_to_experiment_i_obliged/ Make up a story for strangers on the internet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 On 1/6/2019 at 14:07, Marshmallo said: That "Forza Papac" Rangers cheeky chappy banter account has shat it and protected his account after posting a tasteless "comedy" picture of Jay Beattie. These shite Old Firm "funny guy" accounts are probably my least favourite type of accounts on there. Unbelievably inane average patter but have thousands of followers because a sizeable proportion of Old Firm fans are brain donors. The lad Gregco is probably the worst example of it, 5/10 patter but eulogised by the orcs. Scratch far enough with any of these folk and they're revealed to be scumbags. both these c***s are from the Motherwell area I am sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 One time kids TV gunge enthusiast Dave Benson Phillips' twitter feed is funny, weird, and somehow quietly moving in equal measures.He seems to have taken to soup making to keep him sane after TV work dried up - blaming this on a false rumour that he had died, has set up his own mobile DJ business called 'Fantastic Beats And Where To Find Them', recently injured his left arm through overuse (unspecified), and has sent out a series of increasingly desperate pleas for modelling balloons (now resolved).It's compelling stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 One time kids TV gunge enthusiast Dave Benson Phillips' twitter feed is funny, weird, and somehow quietly moving in equal measures.He seems to have taken to soup making to keep him sane after TV work dried up - blaming this on a false rumour that he had died, has set up his own mobile DJ business called 'Fantastic Beats And Where To Find Them', recently injured his left arm through overuse (unspecified), and has sent out a series of increasingly desperate pleas for modelling balloons (now resolved).It's compelling stuff.You’ve somewhat overlooked the whole meat pie episode of 4 days ago. He’s also inviting folk to contact him while he’s in the office...I have no idea, and it seems unspecified, as to why they would contact him? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 He certainly seems keen for people to contact him in his office (from 10am onwards). Maybe he just wants a chat, as you say he doesn't specify why.Someone on here should give him a bell. His harrowing meat(less) pie incident has an almost existential quality to it. He's not afraid to ask the big questions that's for sure. He's also filmed a series of short videos giving a tantalising insight as to just what goes on behind the scenes at some provincial panto or other he's been in. If that doesn't get him back on CBBC I don't know what will. At least he has Fantastic Beats And Where To Find Them to fall back on.* *Available for hire. Call him at his office (after 10am). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Just been informed by a mate that one of my tweets regarding a certain footballer, was quoted in the Sunday post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Just been informed by a mate that one of my tweets regarding a certain footballer, was quoted in the Sunday post. Surprisingly funny and VERY down to earth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 He certainly seems keen for people to contact him in his office (from 10am onwards). Maybe he just wants a chat, as you say he doesn't specify why.Someone on here should give him a bell. His harrowing meat(less) pie incident has an almost existential quality to it. He's not afraid to ask the big questions that's for sure. He's also filmed a series of short videos giving a tantalising insight as to just what goes on behind the scenes at some provincial panto or other he's been in. If that doesn't get him back on CBBC I don't know what will. At least he has Fantastic Beats And Where To Find Them to fall back on.* *Available for hire. Call him at his office (after 10am).And this panto seemed to fucking ruin him. What goes on backstage at a panto?!Thanks for heads up, my productivity is going to be low tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 And this panto seemed to fucking ruin him. What goes on backstage at a panto?!Thanks for heads up, my productivity is going to be low tomorrow. After further investigation the excess all areas panto videos simply consist of an off camera DBP asking various members of the cast 'Who are you and what do you do?', followed by a short reply of who they are and what they do. It's either off the chart minimalist auterism at work or extremely disappointing and unimaginative. There is no middle ground here.He also intriguingly says that he has no less than 2 TV shows in the pipeworks - one about game shows and one about ventriloquists and their sinister puppets. He needed his wife to remind him of this as he's obviously been so busy with panto in Hoddeston and running his mobile disco that it slipped his mind. Some boy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 After further investigation the excess all areas panto videos simply consist of an off camera DBP asking various members of the cast 'Who are you and what do you do?', followed by a short reply of who they are and what they do. It's either off the chart minimalist auterism at work or extremely disappointing and unimaginative. There is no middle ground here.He also intriguingly says that he has no less than 2 TV shows in the pipeworks - one about game shows and one about ventriloquists and their sinister puppets. He needed his wife to remind him of this as he's obviously been so busy with panto in Hoddeston and running his mobile disco that it slipped his mind. Some boy!I think I have a new favourite thing and DBP’s twitter! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 2 hours ago, NJ2 said: Surprisingly funny and VERY down to earth? If you’re talking about 33 goal phenomenon Stephen Dobbie, who I suggested was the best footballer on the planet then yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Quick DBP update - he's currently riding his admin desk apparently and desires to know what YOU are up to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Why do people post things like this 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 @coldwar_steve well worth a follow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 @coldwar_steve well worth a follow.No it’s not. It’s shite. It isn’t funny and it doesn’t make sense. Pish.However, much like the thread in misc. football, @mascotsilence is certainly worth looking up. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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