banterman86 Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Superman is the only superhero to have his alter-ego being a human. Thor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 No-one knows where the saying's come from, but it's definitely not a storage method for cannonballs. Snopes Debunks "Brass Monkey" Myth Well feck me, I always thought it was to do with cannon balls. You learn something everyday. So in reality, it's just a weird saying, someone must have thought it sounded funny and it's stuck. Much like "Christ on a bike"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_J Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Superman is the only superhero to have his alter-ego being a human. Am I missing something here, surely Spiderman's alter ego is a human? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie guevara Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I feel sick as a dog. Gross. No need for that. The b1tch wasn't that ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtual Insanity Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 In Germany it's illegal for the media to report suicides apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Am I missing something here, surely Spiderman's alter ego is a human? Spiderman is Peter Parker's alter ego Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banterman86 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Thor Am I missing something here, surely Spiderman's alter ego is a human? Kill Bill stylee, Supermans alter ego is Clark Kent. Spiderman is the alter ego of yon peter Parker. Subtle difference. Superman isn't the only one mind, Thor has an alter ego - a doctor called Donald Blake. That's me completely outed as a geek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kebab Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble's Maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Kill Bill stylee, Supermans alter ego is Clark Kent. Spiderman is the alter ego of yon peter Parker. Subtle difference. Superman isn't the only one mind, Thor has an alter ego - a doctor called Donald Blake. That's me completely outed as a geek. In my best Homer Simpson voice: Embrace the geekiness.....EMBRACE IT!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kebab Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!!! Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history; Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 In Germany it's illegal for the media to report suicides apparently. what about that whole robert enke thing? or was it the polis that reported it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Bestiality is legal in Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Bestiality is legal in Sweden. *looks out passport and googles "can you please direct me to the local petting zoo" in swedish* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youroldda Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 *looks out passport and googles "can you please direct me to the local petting zoo" in swedish* 11/19/2008 08:08 AM ID: 74956Permalink Swedish Beastiality Network Members of the Swedish parliament are pushing to outlaw beastiality following a recent expose by a Stockholm newspaper featuring an animal sex network in Sweden. Beastiality and homosexuality were both decriminalized in Sweden in 1944. The government in Sweden, one of the most sexually permissive countries, is resisting attempts to have sex with animals banned. The Agriculture Minister asked, "Should a human be allowed to affectionately stroke the teats of a female dog?" ... According to the Swedish Animal Welfare Agency, there were 115 cases of bestiality reported between 2000 and 2005. Some projections indicate that as many as 200-300 dogs and cats are sexually assaulted annually. Source: www.timesonline.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youroldda Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 *looks out passport and googles "can you please direct me to the local petting zoo" in swedish* Surely you should have made a connection between Larson and underage animals!...Golddust!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Surely you should have made a connection between Larson and underage animals!...Golddust!!! Well, you did it, so you run with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted March 18, 2010 Author Share Posted March 18, 2010 that when I post on the blackberry it inserts all the apostrophes etc and capitalises the letters where appropriate. on the laptop it doesnt. i am on the laptop (obviously). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 A football team once cosidered putting a moat round the pitch and filling it with.........................wait for it.................... crocodiles in a bid to stop hooligans "Is it really true that a Romanian side once built a moat filled with crocodiles to stop the crowd from invading the pitch?" wondered Ben Evans back in the sepia-tinged days of 2006. Incredibly, Ben, this snappy piece of hooligan deterrence actually was planned. Back in 2003, fourth-division Steaua Nicolae Balcescu found themselves in a quandary: Romanian leagues chiefs were threatening the club with expulsion following a series of pitch invasions and violent outbreaks. What was the club to do? Perimeter fencing? Increased stewarding? Not quite. Chairman Alexandra Cringus came up with the 'innovative' concept of creating a moat surrounding the pitch, packed with fully-grown crocodiles. "This is not a joke," insisted Cringus. "We can get crocodiles easy enough and feed them on meat from the local abattoir. The ditch is planned to be wide enough that no one could manage to jump over it. Anyone who attempted to do so would have to deal with the crocs. I think that the problem of fans running on to the pitch will be solved once and for all." You don't say. And what of players tumbling off the field and into the watering hole? Cringus planned to create the moat far enough from the pitch to prevent said calamity, yet not forgetting about the crocs; electric pipes were to be installed in the water to keep it heated during cold weather. The last we heard of the tale was that local authorities were considering the club's proposal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dilbert Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 11/19/2008 08:08 AM ID: 74956Permalink Swedish Beastiality Network Members of the Swedish parliament are pushing to outlaw beastiality following a recent expose by a Stockholm newspaper featuring an animal sex network in Sweden. Beastiality and homosexuality were both decriminalized in Sweden in 1944. The government in Sweden, one of the most sexually permissive countries, is resisting attempts to have sex with animals banned. The Agriculture Minister asked, "Should a human be allowed to affectionately stroke the teats of a female dog?" ... According to the Swedish Animal Welfare Agency, there were 115 cases of bestiality reported between 2000 and 2005. Some projections indicate that as many as 200-300 dogs and cats are sexually assaulted annually ANALY. Source: www.timesonline.co.uk Sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ade Eyemond Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Did you know that just because "Snopes" website says something is / isn't true, that doesnt mean it is / isn't actually true. Always make mean laugh the way people slag of others who hold up "wikipedia" as being 100% gospel - which most folk know isn't the case - then do the exact same with "Snopes" themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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