monkeyblair Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Did you know...... That if you allowed for 5% of the active posters on this forum not being resident in Scotland, for every 409 people you walk past in the streets of Scotland, 1 will be an active poster on P&B.............. Interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted March 11, 2010 Author Share Posted March 11, 2010 Donkeys only nod sideways. I'll add this one from another thread as I think it is funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Think u have too much time on ur hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squidger Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Did you know...... That if you allowed for 5% of the active posters on this forum not being resident in Scotland, for every 409 people you walk past in the streets of Scotland, 1 will be an active poster on P&B.............. Interesting. Sorry i have to call bullshit on this one. Did you take into consideration tourists and particular areas where there will be more P+B users? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballymoneyyin Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 did you know. 'it would freeze the balls off a brass monkey' is nothing rude! a brass monkey is actually the square based pyramid formation of what cannonballs were stored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 That my middle name is James? No you didnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 did you know. 'it would freeze the balls off a brass monkey' is nothing rude! a brass monkey is actually the square based pyramid formation of what cannonballs were stored. Wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napoli1881 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 That the British Army doesn't have a "Royal" prefix like the Royal Navy & Royal Air Force as the first professional British Army was formed under Oliver Cromwell, thus not formed under a Royal Charter Also, Cromwell's "New Model Army" is the subject iof Elvis Costello & The attractions "Oliver's Army" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmys 'Tash Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 I have two wee freckles on my penis and if i hold it the right way and kinda bend it to the side, it looks like a sad ardvvark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 I have two wee freckles on my penis and if i hold it the right way and kinda bend it to the side, it looks like a sad ardvvark. I knew that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 I knew that. But you didn't know enough to point out it's 'Aardvark'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 "That gingers make the best lovers" Form a queue and join the ginger juggernaut, hitting a town near you shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Venom Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Crab sticks are not actually made from crab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 But you didn't know enough to point out it's 'Aardvark'. I did note that but chose not to be a pedant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Crab sticks are not actually made from crab They aren't called crab sticks anymore, they're now seafood sticks. They have a wee bit of crab in them but not much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RCR Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Pigs cant look up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napoli1881 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 The AGM-114 "Hellfire" MIssile has a speed of Mach 1.3 (950mph) and a range of 8km. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtual Insanity Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 They aren't called crab sticks anymore, they're now seafood sticks. They have a wee bit of crab in them but not much. Actually, since 1995 manufacturers have been obliged to label them 'crab flavoured' sticks. Another one of those same time tomorrow. My fact of the day, in Denmark, Danish pastries are known as Vienna bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Actually, since 1995 manufacturers have been obliged to label them 'crab flavoured' sticks. Another one of those same time tomorrow. My fact of the day, in Denmark, Danish pastries are known as Vienna bread. Did you know that in Denmark they use bacon as a currency? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Did you know that the world is flat, Chuck Norris is a homosexual, Robert Peston is NOT irritating, and Morton are an excellent football team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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