Raith Against The Machine Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 "Arrows, not needles." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty_Boy Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Less Blow, More Throw ? Jocky says: "stick to the oche"? Don't get high, get Shanghai? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 "Do DARTS not DRUGS." Something like that... it needs a bit of work. Good shout. It needs a little bit of flavour though... "Arrows, not needles." BOOM! Dunc sorts that shit right out with a fine piece of sloganeering. Jocky says: "stick to the oche"? You're on to something here, Kitty_Boy. The campaign image would be a dart board with Jocky's bonnie, smiling pus in the bullseye. A simple 'DARTS IS TECKLE!' in bold capitals would finish it off. FAO el Gringo - ^^^^ verge of a tshirt design Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I've been reading this on the blogspot for a while now and not said anything on here. It's absolute genius, I've genuinely had tears of laughter reading about life at Dens . Top class, dundeebarry. Absolutely top class. WHA'S IN FUCKIN' CHERGE HERE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I've been reading this on the blogspot for a while now and not said anything on here. It's absolute genius, I've genuinely had tears of laughter reading about life at Dens . Top class, dundeebarry. Absolutely top class. WHA'S IN FUCKIN' CHERGE HERE? Cheers, well fan. The blogspot page has reaped a reward. When things started kicking off with the blog and word started to spread about it, P&B's Archie Guevera suggested putting adverts on it. I did so, and it's made me around £20. Free money for writing pish on the internet. Fucking yas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofjenova Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Mair Pope, less dope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Mair Pope, less dope. That's the gemme, sonofjenova. After discussing it with pals on Friday night I've done a word count for the whole blog. It's in the region of 44,000 words. f**k sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Sara Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Everyone knows Kurt Cobain was murdered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Everyone knows Kurt Cobain was murdered. Probably that Boaby Brannan that did it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Jetpacks - the only way to get high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjca Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Jetpacks - the only way to get high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoond Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Keep out of the black and into the red, you don't get owt for a gun to the head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Cheers, well fan. The blogspot page has reaped a reward. When things started kicking off with the blog and word started to spread about it, P&B's Archie Guevera suggested putting adverts on it. I did so, and it's made me around £20. Free money for writing pish on the internet. Fucking yas! It's having an effect on my day to day life. I find my self saying "Hiya pal!" to my mates, and "teckle" is becoming ever more used :lol: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Blue Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Everyone knows Kurt Cobain was murdered. no, no ,no ,no! I heard he accidently killed himself while trying to stash Jockys tippex up his arse during a raid by the 'Love Cannon' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Might have to get a wee jaunt down to Gamestation. This looks teckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 That mental lass hasn't been back on the Facebook page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Might have to get a wee jaunt down to Gamestation. This looks teckle. That's fucking tremendous, Derek. Jocky looks the part! Kurt looks like the bloated monster he might have become if he'd stayed the course and survived the battle with his demons. That mental lass hasn't been back on the Facebook page I was genuinely baffled and concerned by the people who actually thought the blog was written by Leigh Griffiths. A few folk on Facebook and other football sites seemed to think it was the work of the man himself and didn't for one moment think it was a spoof. An Aussie woman who writes a fashion blog emailed me to say it was the funniest thing she'd ever read and that I should consider a career in writing once my football days are over. I didn't have the heart to tell her it was a farce and sent her one back saying thanks very much. The bold Tanya was a cut above the rest though. Tanya had a real mentalist vibe going on. She only posted comments a couple of times, but they made their mark. Her first comment was - "I am ONE of ur biggest fans EVER, love u so much and please stay at Dundee just for me, ohh and i have the Dundee t-shirt with u on it ! xxx" When someone with a brain in their head said - "Sad, very sad" She came back, quite brilliantly, with - "what i so sad?" What I so sad. Question mark. Fucking yas. Tanya fae Pusbook, we hardly knew ye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harkinsbaldpatch Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 That's fucking tremendous, Derek. Jocky looks the part! Kurt looks like the bloated monster he might have become if he'd stayed the course and survived the battle with his demons. I was genuinely baffled and concerned by the people who actually thought the blog was written by Leigh Griffiths. A few folk on Facebook and other football sites seemed to think it was the work of the man himself and didn't for one moment think it was a spoof. An Aussie woman who writes a fashion blog emailed me to say it was the funniest thing she'd ever read and that I should consider a career in writing once my football days are over. I didn't have the heart to tell her it was a farce and sent her one back saying thanks very much. The bold Tanya was a cut above the rest though. Tanya had a real mentalist vibe going on. She only posted comments a couple of times, but they made their mark. Her first comment was - "I am ONE of ur biggest fans EVER, love u so much and please stay at Dundee just for me, ohh and i have the Dundee t-shirt with u on it ! xxx" When someone with a brain in their head said - "Sad, very sad" She came back, quite brilliantly, with - "what i so sad?" What I so sad. Question mark. Fucking yas. Tanya fae Pusbook, we hardly knew ye. Its amazing how thick some folk can be but wee comments fae Tanya make your day. Who would have thought that this would have snowballed as much as it did but all credit to u Barry, u sucked us all in and blew us out in bubbles. If you ever bring out a book mate ill be the first to buy it, mabey a mock up Jocky Scott autobiography like that wee fud novo, but Jocky's being "I said TECKLE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Blue Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 That's fucking tremendous, Derek. Jocky looks the part! Kurt looks like the bloated monster he might have become if he'd stayed the course and survived the battle with his demons. I was genuinely baffled and concerned by the people who actually thought the blog was written by Leigh Griffiths. A few folk on Facebook and other football sites seemed to think it was the work of the man himself and didn't for one moment think it was a spoof. An Aussie woman who writes a fashion blog emailed me to say it was the funniest thing she'd ever read and that I should consider a career in writing once my football days are over. I didn't have the heart to tell her it was a farce and sent her one back saying thanks very much. The bold Tanya was a cut above the rest though. Tanya had a real mentalist vibe going on. She only posted comments a couple of times, but they made their mark. Her first comment was - "I am ONE of ur biggest fans EVER, love u so much and please stay at Dundee just for me, ohh and i have the Dundee t-shirt with u on it ! xxx" When someone with a brain in their head said - "Sad, very sad" She came back, quite brilliantly, with - "what i so sad?" What I so sad. Question mark. Fucking yas. Tanya fae Pusbook, we hardly knew ye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie guevara Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Cheers, well fan. The blogspot page has reaped a reward. When things started kicking off with the blog and word started to spread about it, P&B's Archie Guevera suggested putting adverts on it. I did so, and it's made me around £20. Free money for writing pish on the internet. Fucking yas! Had a wee close season rest for a while there, but back now as the fever grows in anticipation of the Jags trip to Annan on CIS duty. Free money indeed - good on you - it's well deserved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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