GiGi Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 What a gimp. You'd think footballers would be more careful; just from looking through Derek Soutar's friends you can see that Jackie McNamara 'needs a Magners.' I know he's injured, but fucks sake. It does look as if he's growing a 'tache in protest right enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 It does look as if he's growing a 'tache in protest right enough. Won't be long before Kilt's posting pics of him in the bath and telling us his address and what factor Brylcreem he uses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 That is bloody excellent. Loving Papa Shango lurking at the window next door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WendyWho? Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Both absolute belters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 My wha's in cherge here t-shirt got here yesterday, been wearing it today. So if anyone saw a fat man in the west end Spar with a Jocky t-shirt on, that was fucking me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fife Saint Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 My wha's in cherge here t-shirt got here yesterday, been wearing it today. So if anyone saw a fat man in the west end Spar with a Jocky t-shirt on, that was fucking me... What about him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 My wha's in cherge here t-shirt got here yesterday, been wearing it today. So if anyone saw a fat man in the west end Spar with a Jocky t-shirt on, that was fucking me. Is it a tailored fit or is it more sympathetic to the Scottish physique? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 any other things people would like to see created? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 I tell you what, for all Griffiths is a bit of a poser that's some tasteful wallpaper for a teepee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Some wifey's just posted this on the Fuckbook page: "I am ONE of ur biggest fans EVER, love u so much and please stay at Dundee just for me, ohh and i have the Dundee t-shirt with u on it ! xxx" Presumably she means you, Barry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Page 9 of today's sun. Surely some good subject matter. Badfanny up to no good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Amazing. The Billy one is brilliantly constructed, and Watership Down has given me a fit of the giggles. I'd like to make Jocky's face and "recommendation" into a wee sticker that I can raid local book shops with and stick on front covers of the book. My wha's in cherge here t-shirt got here yesterday, been wearing it today. So if anyone saw a fat man in the west end Spar with a Jocky t-shirt on, that was fucking me. Fucking yas. I've just been paid, I'll be ordering one up in the next few days. When the first Morton v Dundee fixture comes around next season, I'll be wearing mine. If you do the same we can have a powerful moment when we spot each other in the pub or across the terracing and think to ourselves, 'Ahhhh! There's that banger from P&B!' We can then raise a fist in the air Black Panthers-style before carrying on about our business. Marvellous. any other things people would like to see created? 1. Wee Jum hanging out an attack chopper shouting FARMERS DON'T SURF or such like. 2. Stephen Hawking and Jocky discussing the finer points of quantum mechanics, preferably with a dart board in the vicinity. Go on yourself, itzdrk Some wifey's just posted this on the Fuckbook page: "I am ONE of ur biggest fans EVER, love u so much and please stay at Dundee just for me, ohh and i have the Dundee t-shirt with u on it ! xxx" Presumably she means you, Barry. Ken, she's clearly talking to me there. She'll be pleased to hear I'm staying at Dundee and the feeling of love is mutual. The tshirt that she's referring to features an image of me brandishing a massive black rubber cock while riding the hippo I attempted to involve in the half time entertainment gig at Dens. There's a speech bubble with 'GOOD AINE' coming from the hippo's mouth, and one with 'EH?' coming from mine. It makes little sense, but then few things in life do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagtastic Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Excellent itzdrk! A chapter too late but none the less...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Excellent itzdrk! A chapter too late but none the less...... Look at wee Jocky! f**k, look at big Jocky!! Tremendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Amazing. The Billy one is brilliantly constructed, and Watership Down has given me a fit of the giggles. I'd like to make Jocky's face and "recommendation" into a wee sticker that I can raid local book shops with and stick on front covers of the book. hahaha that would be excellent 1. Wee Jum hanging out an attack chopper shouting FARMERS DON'T SURF or such like. 2. Stephen Hawking and Jocky discussing the finer points of quantum mechanics, preferably with a dart board in the vicinity. Go on yourself, itzdrk right ill get onto them in a wee bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozam76 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 I'm in fucking tears here, I dunno why - absolutely hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blairgowriedee Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Jocky golfing at Aberdour with the Campbells(Dick and Dom), Levein and Jukebox Durie, photo in todays courier, then to cap it all Leigh G is caught driving in Hindmarch Ave without a license. To many options for Dundeebarry me thinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Jocky golfing at Aberdour with the Campbells(Dick and Dom), Levein and Jukebox Durie, photo in todays courier, then to cap it all Leigh G is caught driving in Hindmarch Ave without a license. To many options for Dundeebarry me thinks Jocky at the golf? Oh f**k yes, I'll have some of that. There's another chapter after the Scottish Cup Final one!! edit - or maybe before the SCF one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozam76 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Jocky at the golf? Oh f**k yes, I'll have some of that. There's another chapter after the Scottish Cup Final one!! edit - or maybe before the SCF one.... Jocky, Tiger Woods and the aforementioned Ethel having a couple of scoops in the Fairmuir afore playing Camperdown. Please dundeebarry, make it happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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