dundeebarry Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I actually think the sacking of Jocky Scott could make for even better reading in the long run. First days training under the new management team is interrupted by a UMO (Unidentified Moustachioed Object) circling Dens Park in his jetpack. f**k sake Dubs, I was planning on doing just that. Stop reading my mind and posting spoilers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Sara Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 dundeebarry are we going to find out the contents of jockys bin bags in the next blog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 dundeebarry are we going to find out the contents of jockys bin bags in the next blog? The contents of his ball bags, perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingdong1929 Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 The contents of his ball bags, perhaps. Skeletor's shrunken skull and a creme egg. Looks like two normal willy-balls in a hairy genius's willy-basket, but to those in the know they combine to provide Jocky's sweet, creamy, evil spooj. You know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee Derry Boys Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 FAF Barry. Pissing myself and now realise where the shouts of "Hiya Liegh! Hiya pal", "Jocky, Wha's in charge here?" and "Jocky get the jetpack oot" that I've been hereing have been coming from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 You could always do a separate Jocky blog, biographing his spiral into (even deeper) insanity, sitting about the house all day talking to himself in a string vest and hawiian shorts trying to cope without Derek Soutar. Watching Jeremy Kyle and eating a pot noodle like out a trough. "Aw f**k, I might be the da'. Jocky's had a few whales in his time, ken. That wean has Jocky's tache! Teckle." Etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Westander of County Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 You could always do a separate Jocky blog, biographing his spiral into (even deeper) insanity, sitting about the house all day talking to himself in a string vest and hawiian shorts trying to cope without Derek Soutar. Watching Jeremy Kyle and eating a pot noodle like out a trough. "Aw f**k, I might be the da'. Jocky's had a few whales in his time, ken. That wean has Jocky's tache! Teckle." Etc. Going really well there until the wean bit. Jock Tamson only ever had bairns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Can't believe I've missed this until now! What a fucking class act of a blog! Top marks Barry. Anyway, Jocky's no the sanest of fellows. I'm sure he'll still turn up for training at Dens and at matches, causing havoc amongst the squad and pissing off the new gaffer. Regardless of what any cuntos tell him on the contrary. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!! TELT! Love Jocky's eating habits on twitter as well. 3 packets of ham, 6 slice of pan loaf, a packet of steak McCoys, 2 bags of skittles, hauf a block of crisp n dry, a bin bag, 2 bottles of prune juice and some soil......in a blender til it's mush, doon the hatch in wan. Fuckin' teckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larbert_Par Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Genuinely superb stuff this. Wha's in cherge here? dundeebarry- top marks neebur. Very very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Thanks to all who made suggestions that would keep the blog going. Some great ideas there, some of them are getting nicked and used! This fair made me chuckle - FAF Barry. Pissing myself and now realise where the shouts of "Hiya Liegh! Hiya pal", "Jocky, Wha's in charge here?" and "Jocky get the jetpack oot" that I've been hereing have been coming from. Are c***s actually shouting all that stuff at the match??!!! Fucking yaaaasssss!! WIN! That's made my day. I'm easy pleased, I know, but still.... Teckle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Thanks to all who made suggestions that would keep the blog going. Some great ideas there, some of them are getting nicked and used! This fair made me chuckle - Are c***s actually shouting all that stuff at the match??!!! Fucking yaaaasssss!! WIN! That's made my day. I'm easy pleased, I know, but still.... Teckle! At the back of the shankly stand theres a "wha's in cherge? yas!" etched into the back of the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 At the back of the shankly stand theres a "wha's in cherge? yas!" etched into the back of the wall. Yas! Forget what "the man" tells you, folks - vandalism's fucking class. Good work, rw89. Ya fucking vandal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nocturnal Groove Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Are c***s actually shouting all that stuff at the match??!!! Fucking yaaaasssss!! WIN! That's made my day. I'm easy pleased, I know, but still.... Teckle! Was being shouted at the Ayr v Dundee match last week At the back of the shankly stand theres a "wha's in cherge? yas!" etched into the back of the wall. Yas! Forget what "the man" tells you, folks - vandalism's fucking class. Good work, rw89. Ya fucking vandal. I hope ye have found some inspiration to keep it going, absolutely brilliant read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 CC ICT Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 If the title comes down to the last day you might just see a "Hiya Leigh, hiya pal" banner at TCS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggy Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Teckle! What can I do for you, Sir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 I was thinking about this earlier on (someone drew an anus on a bottle of Irn-Bru and I near pished myself, so I drew J-CKY around it, and no-one else got it), and in my current state of mind, I thought about a Jocky Scott Pokémon. It's moved would be: Teckle, Cherge, Fly and Meditate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 I've been playing Left4Dead2 recently, and every time one of my team mates shouts "Jocky!" I turn the Xbox off in fear of what might be coming round the corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 I've been playing Left4Dead2 recently, and every time one of my team mates shouts "Jocky!" I turn the Xbox off in fear of what might be coming round the corner. Ooh I just bought that the other day. For PC though. Good fun running about with a cricket bat Shaun of the Dead-style. Anyways, a mate asked me if I'm out on Friday and, with Jocky on the brain replied: "Hiya Blair! Hiya pal! I'll be there, cunto. It'll be teckle, like. Wha's in cherge here?!" All he said was "is that a yes?" Must have thought I was on acid. This blog affects your daily life. That's impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 If the title comes down to the last day you might just see a "Hiya Leigh, hiya pal" banner at TCS. I fully endorse this kind of behaviour. What can I do for you, Sir? Muggy, you're a champion among men, so you are. I thought about a Jocky Scott Pokémon. This blog affects your daily life. That's impressive. Similar stories to yours are cropping up on other forums - "Hiya a' body! Been saying "hiya pal" to my boy all week, can't get it out of my head. Funny shit." In a way, the Age of Jocky has already begun..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Someone had deleted the Jocky Scott page on Uncyclopedia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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