archie guevara Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 So I wonder what will become of Jocky in the blog now :( "Eh'm no goin' onywhere, eh'll be in the Derry oan Tuesday wi' ma megaphone" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDCCCXCIII Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 The Age of Jocky????? Or is this part of his masterplan???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Why do people continue to eat and drink while reading the blog? It inevitably ends up all over the screen. Learn your fucking leason cuntos and leave the eating and drinking untill after the blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reignman Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 I was devatasted when I heard that Jocky had got the bullet - not becuase I'm bothered about him or Dundee, but what will happen in the blog?! We may never discover what the age of Jocky would entail. Lets just hope his replacement as Dundee manager also has some hilarious character traits and odd behaviours. Wha's in cherge here?! No' Jocky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 I was devatasted when I heard that Jocky had got the bullet - not becuase I'm bothered about him or Dundee, but what will happen in the blog?! We may never discover what the age of Jocky would entail. Lets just hope his replacement as Dundee manager also has some hilarious character traits and odd behaviours. Wha's in cherge here?! No' Jocky! I was devastated too! The blog must go on. Jetpack Jocky should not take this thing lying down. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/partick_thistle/8578705.stm The BBC are touting McCall. Dundee must love life in the 1st Division so much they want to stay here for all time. McCall would suffocate and die if he left the SFL ecosystem. The SPL doesn't agree with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 If Rocky rhymes with Jocky, then Chisholm rhymes with... jism? Could be an interesting turn of events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Jocky to possess Chisholm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Jocky to possess Chisholm? Potential! I have no idea what to do with the blog now. While it's from Leigh's perspective, it's about Jocky, really. Not sure if it should end here or not. There may be another installment or two to wind it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRubberFist Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 How about a Challenger-esque jetpack disaster to the tune of Sabotage...?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever the Optimist Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Potential! I have no idea what to do with the blog now. While it's from Leigh's perspective, it's about Jocky, really. Not sure if it should end here or not. There may be another installment or two to wind it up. Don't give up... Please! This is as funny as it gets Surely there must be massive comic potential in a pseudo-Billy Dodds, with his ability to slaver endless pish and I am sure a man with your ability can create an alternate Gordon Chisolm too. Both have been Dundee stalwarts in the past so I am sure they know the lingo, ken? All hail Billy Dodds and his massive jug ears and Gordon Chisolm and his ability to make players jism The age of jocky has gone. We await the age of jug ears and jism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Barry, there's surely plenty of mileage left if Jocky carries on as normal as if he hasn't been fired with Chisolm and Dodds uncomfortably trying to get shot of him..... This can't end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Potential! I have no idea what to do with the blog now. While it's from Leigh's perspective, it's about Jocky, really. Not sure if it should end here or not. There may be another installment or two to wind it up. As you note, the blog is about Leigh. Jocky is a spin-off of the series and just because he's sacked in real life doesn't mean he can't take a further part in the blog; he's no' dead, he'll still be in cherge o' something. Keep up the good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Make it a Doctor Who style regeneration -- Jocky's no gone, he's just turned into Chisholm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 To be fair, although it'd be a disappointment for it to end, maybe a couple of blogs to round it off would be for the best. I don't think you can beat what you've done with Jocky. I bet Bob 'Hefty Love Cannon' Brannan pushed to get Jocky sacked so Barry didn't reveal where he's hidden Jocky's tippex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quango62 Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Make it a Doctor Who style regeneration -- Jocky's no gone, he's just turned into Chisholm. An his burger van at the back o the Derrys his tardis... wooo-oooooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 My stomach hurts with all the laughter i've been doing here. Not a good idea when you are trying to look casual your desk! Hero is a word i dont often use dundee barry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I've just come out a really boring meeting. I was sitting doodling away, as one does in really boring meetings. I clocked the woman next to me staring at my notes with an arched eyebrow. No wonder. Among other things, I'd written WHA'S IN CHERGE HERE? and drawn a wee man flying a jetpack passing the full moon. I'm going to try and keep the blog going. The current situation at Dens offers up a few good potential storylines, and a couple of ideas have popped up in my head over the course of the morning. I may even reach the conclusion I was aiming for before the weekend shenanigans took place. I've got a really busy week ahead so I won't be posting the next installment on Thursday. I'll get it up by this time next week. Although he's no longer in the hotseat at Dens, you can be sure that Jocky is still in cherge here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quango62 Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I've just come out a really boring meeting. I was sitting doodling away, as one does in really boring meetings. I clocked the woman next to me staring at my notes with an arched eyebrow. No wonder. Among other things, I'd written WHA'S IN CHERGE HERE? and drawn a wee man flying a jetpack passing the full moon. I'm going to try and keep the blog going. The current situation at Dens offers up a few good potential storylines, and a couple of ideas have popped up in my head over the course of the morning. I may even reach the conclusion I was aiming for before the weekend shenanigans took place. I've got a really busy week ahead so I won't be posting the next installment on Thursday. I'll get it up by this time next week. Although he's no longer in the hotseat at Dens, you can be sure that Jocky is still in cherge here. ha ha, legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stefw Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 At least the hippos still alive.....................................somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I actually think the sacking of Jocky Scott could make for even better reading in the long run. First days training under the new management team is interrupted by a UMO (Unidentified Moustachioed Object) circling Dens Park in his jetpack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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