dundeebarry Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 David Goodwillie recoils in horror... f**k sake, Muggy. Yas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglebonce Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Hiya Leigh, Hiya Pal! Goona hae any Hiya Leigh banners?? Pure teckle! If the Dundee fans don't bring a 'Hiya Leigh! Hiya Pal!' banner to Viccy Park next Saturday, we're going to need to bring one of our own. Telt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Jocky the cat with the moustache doing Tai Chi is out of this world. This is just too good, I get far too excited on Friday afternoons knowing that I'll be reading another instalment of this. Once again, dundeebarry, absolutely fantastic work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reference Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Bear hunting in Cumbernauld with Jim Maclean - fucking fantastic. Brilliant read! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubertube Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 David Goodwillie recoils in horror... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Just tremendous, again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Ayrgirl is looking at me like I'm stupid as I try (unsuccessfully) not cry with laughter. How is it possible that this keeps getting funnier? Fucking hell. Same. The Comedy Lab should sign this boy up as writer and make the show. It pisses all over shite like Happy Hollidays and Gary Tank Commander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Hiya Leigh, Hiya Pal! Goona hae any Hiya Leigh banners?? Pure teckle! When we play Dundee the banners should be out - 'Hiya Leigh! Hiya pal!' and 'Wha's in cherge here?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Does anyone read the BBC blog or do we all just wait for dundeebarrys version? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Does anyone read the BBC blog or do we all just wait for dundeebarrys version? Nah, Leigh's blog is rotten. He should get Barry in as the ghost writer and spice things up a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Do the three of you live together? No. I just pop round when they contact me via the website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Pure teckle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Starko Posted March 19, 2010 Author Share Posted March 19, 2010 As I enter a white cat strolls past my feet. A black moustache has been painted on it's face. Yorkie was almost splattered across my pc screen when reading the above line. Absolutely superb, once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 On entering the changing room we find our glorious leader, Jocky Scott, in a bath overflowing with Rice Crispies and milk. He raises his megaphone to his mouth and bellows, 'Mornin' lads. Breakfast time, ya c***s. Snap, crackle and fucking pop. Get tucked in. If it tastes a wee bit of piss take it up with Wiseman's, no' me.' The game gets underway. 'Can you hear me, Leigh? Wave at the bench if you can hear me.' I wave. He waves back. 'Hiya Leigh. Hiya pal! Right, Duffy appears to be wearing a wig these days. Go and tell him I shagged his wife in 1987. Tell him she was loving her slice of big Jocky. Get him telt, Leigh.' I walk up to Alan Archibald and deliver the good word. He looks at me like I'm mental. I hear Jocky laughing down the line. 'Tell him she went first class on the Jocky Express, Leigh! Tell the baldy fucker I pummelled her until her teeth fell out! GET JIM DUFFY TELT, LEIGH!' :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 CC ICT Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Hiya Barry, hiya pal. Pure mental, sore face and sides now. Thanks. Get them telt, hibsinoz. It's going global! Houston TX & Barcelona too now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozam76 Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 It's like Jocky Scott has been possessed with the spirit of this radge Barry, this stuff is genius. Epic bloody genius. You are absolutely wasted on here. Or maybe just wasted, I dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 He better get them telt after today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Different class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bragg92 Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 So I wonder what will become of Jocky in the blog now :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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