KeeperDee Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Yes, it's CUMbria. Ooer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Every time I'm down in London I always swear I'm going to get the underground to Cockfosters. Not got round to it yet. All I want is my photo in front of the sign. Go to Shetland, mate - there's a place called Twatt: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twatt,_Shetland 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 To be fair, Shetland's full of Twatts. Edinburgh has some hairy ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joffrey Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=63d_1330269502 Quality 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=63d_1330269502 Quality Anithir tixt missige. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Great song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Edinburgh has some hairy ones. You're thinking of Muff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Aren't we all, Mark, aren't we all. Not always, I often think of Brest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 EAST BENGAL 1 - 0 SEMEN (Indonesia) CompetitionAFC CupDate17 September 2013Kick-off 20:30 Deportivo Wanka and the Indonesians should meet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 EAST BENGAL 1 - 0 SEMEN (Indonesia) CompetitionAFC CupDate17 September 2013Kick-off 20:30 Deportivo Wanka and the Indonesians should meet. East Bengal F.C. play in Thistle's traditional red and yellow colours. Also been sponsored by Kingfisher since 1998. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 My phone clock and my wall clock are deliberately three minutes faster than my laptop clock, which is at the correct time as set by whoever comes up with this official time stuff. My phone and wall clock were at 08:31 when I planned on leaving the house and my train is at 08:33 so I would have missed it by one minute as it takes six minutes to walk to the train station. Left the house at 08:43 for the 08:48 train meaning I'll be a bit early. That's fine. Arrived at the platform and my phone said 08:48. Smashing. The clock at the train station said 08:45 so that's bang on. However, the wee electronic boards said 08:41. What? What time is it?! My train was delayed and all that so I was early regardless. When it arrived at 08:55 the electronic board on my side said 08:55, my.phone said 08:58 but the electronic board for the other platform said 08:50. Have I time travelled? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 My phone clock and my wall clock are deliberately three minutes faster than my laptop clock, which is at the correct time as set by whoever comes up with this official time stuff. My phone and wall clock were at 08:31 when I planned on leaving the house and my train is at 08:33 so I would have missed it by one minute as it takes six minutes to walk to the train station. Left the house at 08:43 for the 08:48 train meaning I'll be a bit early. That's fine. Arrived at the platform and my phone said 08:48. Smashing. The clock at the train station said 08:45 so that's bang on. However, the wee electronic boards said 08:41. What? What time is it?! My train was delayed and all that so I was early regardless. When it arrived at 08:55 the electronic board on my side said 08:55, my.phone said 08:58 but the electronic board for the other platform said 08:50. Have I time travelled? Sounds like a really shite episode of the Twilight Zone. Something about never having enough time. You'll probably need to learn a shitey lesson about personal growth to get out of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 My phone clock and my wall clock are deliberately three minutes faster than my laptop clock, which is at the correct time as set by whoever comes up with this official time stuff.My phone and wall clock were at 08:31 when I planned on leaving the house and my train is at 08:33 so I would have missed it by one minute as it takes six minutes to walk to the train station.Left the house at 08:43 for the 08:48 train meaning I'll be a bit early. That's fine. Arrived at the platform and my phone said 08:48. Smashing. The clock at the train station said 08:45 so that's bang on. However, the wee electronic boards said 08:41. What? What time is it?!My train was delayed and all that so I was early regardless. When it arrived at 08:55 the electronic board on my side said 08:55, my.phone said 08:58 but the electronic board for the other platform said 08:50.Have I time travelled? Unlikely, but you did waste a minute of mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Unlikely, but you did waste a minute of mine. And at your age there are precious few to waste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 And at your age there are precious few to waste. Nonsense, I'm immorta 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Unlikely, but you did waste a minute of mine. Good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I just counted that I've been on 24 different flights in the past 12 months, tomorrow being 25. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joffrey Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 My phone clock and my wall clock are deliberately three minutes faster than my laptop clock, which is at the correct time as set by whoever comes up with this official time stuff. My phone and wall clock were at 08:31 when I planned on leaving the house and my train is at 08:33 so I would have missed it by one minute as it takes six minutes to walk to the train station. Left the house at 08:43 for the 08:48 train meaning I'll be a bit early. That's fine. Arrived at the platform and my phone said 08:48. Smashing. The clock at the train station said 08:45 so that's bang on. However, the wee electronic boards said 08:41. What? What time is it?! My train was delayed and all that so I was early regardless. When it arrived at 08:55 the electronic board on my side said 08:55, my.phone said 08:58 but the electronic board for the other platform said 08:50. Have I time travelled? Can't see any other explanation tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Jacko gets the elbow. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24164191 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joffrey Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Jellybaby is the best invention known to man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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