KeeperDee Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Aye, rigjt Maw. Hope your maw never taught you to spell like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Hope your maw never taught you to spell like that. No, but I obviously take my typing skills from her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joffrey Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Just like tywtswpanb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Just like tywtswpanb Unlike Sergeant Wilson, there are no redeeming features about you as a poster, hence you cannot join in on the shenanigans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Cheers fellas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Unlike Sergeant Wilson, there are no redeeming features about you as a poster, hence you cannot join in on the shenanigans. Harsh, but fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBairn1876 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Unlike Sergeant Wilson, there are no redeeming features about you as a poster, hence you cannot join in on the shenanigans. And Sergeant Wilson's redeeming features are..? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 And Sergeant Wilson's redeeming features are..? He's quite funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 And Sergeant Wilson's redeeming features are..? I'm kind to animals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I'm sure he is a member of his local neighbourhood watch as well. Your friendly neighbourhood Sergeant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 And Sergeant Wilson's redeeming features are..? He provides a very valuable service to the recently bereaved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 (edited) I'm sure he is a member of his local neighbourhood watch as well. Your friendly neighbourhood Sergeant. I had to explain my neighbourhood watch role to the woman accross the road when I was watching her house on my binoculars. He provides a very valuable service to the recently bereaved.See, it's mounting up. Edited September 12, 2013 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I'm sure he is a member of his local neighbourhood watch as well. Your friendly neighbourhood Sergeant. I live opposite the chairperson of my NW. Although it means you can leave the house worry free during the day, you can see the curtains twitch any time a friend turns up. Last week we had furniture delivered and the old guy came out pretending to pull weeds to see all the action. Tragic stuff really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBairn1876 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 OK then. Serge can stay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I live opposite the chairperson of my NW. Although it means you can leave the house worry free during the day, you can see the curtains twitch any time a friend turns up. Last week we had furniture delivered and the old guy came out pretending to pull weeds to see all the action. Tragic stuff really. An unsung hero, you don't deserve him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 (edited) I'd just like to add that if Sergeant Wilson had been in the tunnel, Princess Diana may well have survived. Edited September 12, 2013 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I'd just like to add that if Sergeant Wilson had been in the tunnel, Princess Diana may well have survived. Knowing Sarge, which I don't at all, I wouldn't be surprised if he finished the job off tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I'd have pumped away keeping her alive and distracted for as long as possible....It' s duty! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 What's wrong with Mickey Mouse's plane? Disneyland. That joke had me in hysterics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 ISA ISA baby. Fucking die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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