sjc Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I pumped Magee's wife out .I didn't know she'd flooded. She did.....I went bareback! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I pumped Magee's wife out of shear spite. Cutting edge sex, eh? Sheer nonsense imo. Pity sex really.....she's normally only regaining consciousness when Magee's giving her one! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 (edited) I love Robyn. I just listened to Dancing on my Own five times in a row. It's a good thing I'm such a rugged b*****d, otherwise people might think I was some sort of buftie ken eh. Edited April 29, 2013 by ICTChris 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Crowd trouble tonight in an UNDER 17'S Old Firm game at Firhill. Seats broken amid 'traditional' singing. Jesus fucking wept. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 First exam next Tuesday - and it's my worst subject, Information Systems. Taught by a substitute Computing teacher who learned the course herself whilst teaching us, nobody attained a pass in the prelim - not one person in a class filled with pretty intelligent pupils got more than 40%. Add in the fact it's the most tedious subject in existence and only a handful of Scottish schools offer it, all roads are currently leading to C or below. Not good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 First exam next Tuesday - and it's my worst subject, Information Systems. Taught by a substitute Computing teacher who learned the course herself whilst teaching us, nobody attained a pass in the prelim - not one person in a class filled with pretty intelligent pupils got more than 40%. Add in the fact it's the most tedious subject in existence and only a handful of Scottish schools offer it, all roads are currently leading to C or below. Not good. Look at past paper answers for the past few years, revise the answers. Look at the course documents as well on the SQA website. They can only test you on what has been outlined in the course documents. Sent from my GT-I9100 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I love Robyn. I just listened to Dancing on my Own five times in a row. It's a good thing I'm such a rugged b*****d, otherwise people might think I was some sort of buftie ken eh. I'm having that hetrosexual inner buftie feeling right now too. Just saw one of those X Factor sob story type scenario's on Youtube and didn't feel completely cynical: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I love Robyn. I just listened to Dancing on my Own five times in a row. It's a good thing I'm such a rugged b*****d, otherwise people might think I was some sort of buftie ken eh. BUFTIE I also like Robyn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Tekkers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Tekkers I'm torn between applauding and cracking one out to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Conversation between a guy stopping a bus and the driver in Aberdeen: Guy: Is this the Inverness bus? (10A Inverness is on the front of the bus btw) Driver: Aye Guy: It doesnae (note Weegieish sounding) go through all the wee towns does it? Driver: Which ones do you mean? Guy: All the wee coast ones. Driver: I don't go along the coast. Guy: Well how do you get to Inverness then? Driver: I go all the way up the A96. Guy: What road's that? Driver: the main road and route for most of north-east Scotland. Guy: No it's not, that's the coast road. Driver: erm, sorry but it is. Guy: what towns do you go through? (By this point everyone's pissed off) Driver: Inverurie, Huntly... Guy: But Huntly's on the coast. Driver: No it's no. Guy: You're a f***in' idiot (Guy steps off bus and walks away) Unbelievable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I'm torn between applauding and cracking one out to be honest. It will sound the same no matter what you do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Just downloaded Robyn's last album. ErinGoBragh, fancy meeting up to listen to synthpop and emotional X factor stories, then go out for a few pints of heavy in Leith acting like a couple of characters from Irvine Welsh's last novel, whatever the f**k it was called eh ken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I'm torn between applauding and cracking one out to be honest. It will sound the same no matter what you do Never has a: ^^^^ Doing it wrong Been more deserved 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Just downloaded Robyn's last album. ErinGoBragh, fancy meeting up to listen to synthpop and emotional X factor stories, then go out for a few pints of heavy in Leith acting like a couple of characters from Irvine Welsh's last novel, whatever the f**k it was called eh ken. Aye mate. Harp and Castle, then Priscilla's with the macho gay types, then Planet Out. Could get pretty messy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southside Hibee Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Did anyone here when they were a kid get threatened by their parents with the 'jaggy jumper home'. Just came to me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I saw Gareth Bale and Oxlade-Chamberlain at my 5s on Monday. They were filming a Lucozade advert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Looks like Div is expanding his business. He's got the team watching over a building site at the bottom of my street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Looks like Div is expanding his business. He's got the team watching over a building site at the bottom of my street. XBL, Ric and The Phoenix keeping an eye on things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Magee sitting outside in his white van? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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