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Aw, has two Daddies.

They're still going whilst another skulks awkwardly in the corner. Dogger long legs.

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There is an owl screeching outside and I am getting scared.

Jill, do you like owls?

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I appear to have bought a house.

I am simultaneously excited and terrified.

Good luck!

We are considering stopping paying our mortgage deliberately to get rid of my wife's old flat, bought six years ago in what might be the worst decision since Germany decided they would pick a fight with Russia.

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I appear to have bought a house.

I am simultaneously excited and terrified.

^^^^ repossessed within 6 months

Edited by Dee Man

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My bitch is pregnant.....

No, not the wife you cheeky fuckers, i have two labradors, a yellow bitch about three and a chocolate male about 18 months. She was on heat about a month ago and he's obviously got her.

First time ive had a dog with a pregnancy as well so not sure of how it spans out. Taking her to vets tomorrow for a once over. Ive heard pure lab pups usually sell between £200 & £400. From what i recall we paid about that for our two

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Ive heard pure lab pups usually sell between £200 & £400. From what i recall we paid about that for our two

Kerching!

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My bitch is pregnant.....

No, not the wife you cheeky fuckers, i have two labradors, a yellow bitch about three and a chocolate male about 18 months. She was on heat about a month ago and he's obviously got her.

First time ive had a dog with a pregnancy as well so not sure of how it spans out. Taking her to vets tomorrow for a once over. Ive heard pure lab pups usually sell between £200 & £400. From what i recall we paid about that for our two

I've always wanted a chocolate lab. I'll give you one green dot for one.

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My bitch is pregnant.....

No, not the wife you cheeky fuckers,

STOP POSTING ABOUT YOUR WIFE, SEX, AND SEX WITH YOUR WIFE.

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STOP POSTING ABOUT YOUR WIFE, SEX, AND SEX WITH YOUR WIFE.

You should have stopped after the second word.

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A guy at my work today said there was no such thing as a Jewish resistance to Nazi occupation, persecution and genocide. I'm getting more angry about his comment the more I think about it.

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A guy at my work today said there was no such thing as a Jewish resistance to Nazi occupation, persecution and genocide. I'm getting more angry about his comment the more I think about it.

Ask him what happened at the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising of 1943 . :)

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STOP POSTING ABOUT YOUR WIFE, SEX, AND SEX WITH YOUR WIFE.

^^^^ dry spell

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It's true. Every time magee84 posts about his wife they 'go all up inside' and won't come out until I watch at least four days' worth of nip slips on TMZ.

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when i take the dog out for a walk the cat is always right behind me. it followed me for half an hour today, it only lagged behind once when it stopped to lick it's bits, but soon caught up again. you don't tend to see a cat coming out for a walk with a guy and a dog.

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I seem to have provoked quite a backlash on Twitter for suggesting that infanticide is acceptable where a baby is in extreme irreparable pain and that for extremely young humans the moral considerations are in some sense more comparable to relieving the suffering of an ill animal rather than the consent mechanism of a rational human being.

P&B: Am I really a psychopath or is Twitter just filled with excessively emotive people?

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