JamboMikey Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f09_1346454177#comment_page=4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 I'm working in the Kirkintilloch Tesco for 3-4 weeks instead of St. Enochs as of tomorrow for training purposes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 I'm working in the Kirkintilloch Tesco for 3-4 weeks instead of St. Enochs as of tomorrow for training purposes. Surprised they aren't sending you to Burnside or Rutherglen... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Last night I told a posh girl with a typically large posh person chin that she looks like Masterchef and PnB's very own Greg "The Greggy" Wallace. Normally when I remember back to the night before and I've said something stupid or offensive I'm instantly filled with shame and regret, but tbh I'm over chuffed with that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magee84 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Ive just watched my wife shove a thermometer up my bitches ass. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Ive just watched my wife shove a thermometer up my bitches ass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magee84 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 My 3 year old labrador is due to have pups anyday, we got a thermometer from the vet to take her temperature as a quick drop means labour is close. If she has them tonight ill post a picture of my wife holding the puppies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Big John Coffey The Green Mile. Good film.... The actor Michael Clarke Duncan is dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 I work on a garage and ive just realised my mot expired a month ago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Documentary. Ok if you have a spare hour and a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Currently playing the 'Guess what's wrong' game in the doctors waiting room: Ill... ill... morning after pill... STD... morning after pill (definite)... mystery... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Currently playing the 'Guess what's wrong' game in the doctors waiting room: Ill... ill... morning after pill... STD... morning after pill (definite)... mystery... You'll need to make more than one appointment to get all those seen to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 All my pals are back at college and I'm sat on my arse waiting for university to start. It is really boring, doesn't help I'm waking up at 7am on my days off! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I was playing indoor football last night and in goals my attempts to keep out a thunderbolt weren't the best. Meaning I've now got a ball shaped bruise on my arm above my elbow. Plus the thing still went in, but then I thought I did well to get anything on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I'm suffering from chronic fatigue to the point where I can't keep concentration and feel like I'm about to pass out from tiredness even after 8 hours sleep ...and I have no idea why. Bad AIDS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Shite Shirts Quite amused by this website Seen a few guys wearing some of these shirts on Saturday night in Merchant Square. Quite a good idea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Ive just watched my wife shove a thermometer up my bitches ass. SHUT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I have got dumped. Now packing all my shit and looking to rehome some pets and things 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 5, 2012 Author Share Posted September 5, 2012 Someone who I parodied on Twitter a few days ago made a formal complaint to my University about me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 I am currently having a medium Americano in Greggs Moments in the Metro Centre. Greggs coffee in usually rank but this is pretty decent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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