ffcsam Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 I am making stovies. Stovies are good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRD Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 I want food. I have enough money kicking about my room to buy any of your standard takeaways but I don't know what I want, help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Munchy box will sort you out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRD Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Munchy boxes are strictly drunken food IMO. I ordered a fish supper, did it online as well so I don't even need to go through the hassle of talking to humans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 I am the new captain of my local pubs darts team Season starts a week today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 All these years of listening to The Doors and it was only last night I twigged 'Mr Mojo risin' is an anagram of Jim Morrison. Either that or it is something I knew 30 years ago and I have forgotten it. This is more of a worry............ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I never, ever thought I'd find myself saying this but I've stumbled across a non-alcoholic beer which actually resembles beer and doesn't taste grim (Bavaria 0.0) Becks Blue and alcohol-free Michelob on the other half are just horrible. I infamously spewed into a wine bucket on a heavy Xmas Party when I worked in a club and I still firmly believe that it was the taste of the latter which tipped me over the edge (and there was me thinking I should take it easy for a drink or two at the time). Honest truth! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Went into a guitar shop on my lunch at work today to buy some plectrums. Almost came out minus -£300. Blew most of the money I saved for Uni when I was 18 the same way. Like a red rag to a bull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane-don Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Today I have eaten a bowl of regular Cheerios, a packet of McCoys, a curry Pot Noodle, tuna and sweercorn pasta, 4 rashers of bacon, 2 slices of toast, a bowl of honey nut cheerios, 6 or so tea biscuits, a handful of strawberries and a cup of tea. And I'm still hungry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 How old are you? Guaranteed to start putting the beef on when you hit your 20s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane-don Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 (edited) How old are you? Guaranteed to start putting the beef on when you hit your 20s 19. I only weigh about 68 kilos, as far as I recall. Why not some real food? There's f**k all in that I can be bothered making. edit: and my piss has been smelling like cheerios for a good month and a half. Think I might have diabetes. Edited August 28, 2012 by dane-don 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 (edited) Forgot that in the Gaelic version of Danger Mouse, the 'DM' actually stands for Donnie Murdo! 45 secs onwards is brilliant... Hasn't got the Dotaman theme tune out of my head though. Edited August 28, 2012 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I only weigh about 68 kilos, as far as I recall. Is that your dry weight? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Theory: Gillian Smart is just really a weathergirl but has to be anchor now and again just to cover up Catriona Shearer's late night partying lifestyle when she fails to make work early morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I am having eggy bread when i get in from work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I am having eggy bread when i get in from work. Is that the male version of a pearl necklace? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Is that the male version of a pearl necklace? Nah soggy biscuit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 (edited) Found a rustlers hotwrap in the fridge and despite being the 2minute microwave pish, it was actually tasty Edited August 29, 2012 by kev23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I am having eggy bread when i get in from work. with jam ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayBees Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Theory: Gillian Smart is just really a weathergirl but has to be anchor now and again just to cover up Catriona Shearer's late night partying lifestyle when she fails to make work early morning. I always think, whenever I see the weather person subbed in to do the actual news, 'You're not qualified to be telling me this'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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