Rock Legend SMFC Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 (edited) A guy I went to school with died yesterday in Canada after being involved in a car crash. He was a complete w**k to me, but was decent when he wanted to be to others. A car crash is not the way to go. Rip Graham. Edited March 2, 2012 by Rock Legend SMFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Fact of the day: "Crabsticks" do not actually contain any crab. From 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them "crab flavored sticks". Strange but true. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Women who say they don't fart, come on............ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Verging on too hungover to go to work. If I'm put on the urine bench as a 'laugh' again I'll punch my boss in the ovaries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Sky Sports darts commentator Rod Studd takes the piss out of bet365 on live online chat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Women who say they don't fart, come on............ Best chat up line ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 (edited) Don't give him no sass, or he'll kick your ass. Edited March 2, 2012 by JamboMikey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Rather stupidly, I managed to put a nail in my foot earlier. I cleaned where it had went it in , got home, showered and made sure there was no dirt or anything near the wound. 9 hours later and the area has swollen up and has a burning sensation. Any ideas on how to relieve the pain? And please don't say 'quick question' thread for this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 ...or hunners of booze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Wash it with vodka to kill the germs. From the inside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Cheers, wha wid huv thocht that Phoenix come up with the sensible option If still the same in the morning, I will go and get it checked out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Rather stupidly, I managed to put a nail in my foot earlier. I cleaned where it had went it in , got home, showered and made sure there was no dirt or anything near the wound. 9 hours later and the area has swollen up and has a burning sensation. Any ideas on how to relieve the pain? And please don't say 'quick question' thread for this My Grandad stood on a nail and subsequently got 2 toes removed. You should be fine though . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I decided a couple of weeks back to start getting into uni no later than 8am because I'm going to be writing up my thesis soon so I need to be in the habit of starting early and finishing late. So I have two alarms - one near me, set for 6.45, so I get the illusion of a long-lie; the other out of reach, set for 7am, forcing me to get up to switch it off. I'm fairly pleased that I've managed to stick to the new regime, but combined with cycling in and back every day it's f***ing killing me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Rather stupidly, I managed to put a nail in my foot earlier. I cleaned where it had went it in , got home, showered and made sure there was no dirt or anything near the wound. 9 hours later and the area has swollen up and has a burning sensation. Any ideas on how to relieve the pain? And please don't say 'quick question' thread for this Stick it under a pre-heated, medium heat grill for 5-10 minutes. Should do the trick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Stick it under a pre-heated, medium heat grill for 5-10 minutes. Should do the trick. sage advice. Do I turn it halfway through ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 sage advice. Do I turn it halfway through ? Not unless you've got a couple of chicken kievs in there with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Chicken Kievs should be cooked in the oven IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Chicken Kievs should be cooked in the oven IMO. I take it your toasters fucked then Jimmy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak QOSFC Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Is it just a case of passing on his banking details and the monies will be transfered straight away? I'm not sure, he's an 80 something year old Italian and his english isn't very good. He's spent the last few days absolutely steaming anyways. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Who do you think you are? I am. Kingpin is real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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