bullywee Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 the best music video ever: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Out of interest I was browsing flats/houses for sale in Glasgow and checked bottom end of the market. Can't believe you can actually buy a place for £20k! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 bigot. anti-bigot bigot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlo Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I always feel brainwashed when I buy something from McDonald's, horrible corporation. Why don't you join one of those anti-capitalists demonstrations if you hate the big bad corporations so much. Fucking commie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 Out of interest I was browsing flats/houses for sale in Glasgow and checked bottom end of the market. Can't believe you can actually buy a place for £20k! Aye but what is it and where! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Scarlett Johansson is in Glencoe on Wednesday (so today) and Thursday. I'm there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Aye but what is it and where! Apparently it's a flat or a house in Glasgow but don't tell anyone I told you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Scarlett Johansson is in Glencoe on Wednesday (so today) and Thursday. I'm there. Aye, but would you drink her bath water? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Q. Whats the fastest cake in the world? A. Scone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Q. Whats the fastest cake in the world? A. Scone. What's the fastest place in Scotland? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 What's the fastest place in Scotland? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaairn Excellent use of the Doppler effect.B-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Q. What is the fastest liquid? A. Milk. It's pasteurize before you know it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 The way the job thing is now, for young folk anyway, is such that after so many months you have to go on a placement for about 8 weeks. Fair enough, but it's the fact that it's totally voluntary and that you need to apply in the first place for the employer to decide who's the most suitable to take on. The point is for someone who hasn't got any experience in that sector, to gain experience, not to hire someone who has experience and get them to work for absolutely nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Aye, but would you drink her bath water? I'd suck custard out of her arse hole, and I fucking hate custard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I'd suck custard out of her arse hole, and I fucking hate custard. Would you use her shite for toothpaste? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Would you use her shite for toothpaste? Having never brushed my teeth with shit before I can't say this for definite, but I'd imagine both the cleaning and whitening properties of shite would be pretty poor, not sure my breath would smell too brilliant after it either. In fact, thinking about it, I'd imagine brushing teeth with shit would lead to the exact opposite results to what I normally aim for when brushing my teeth. I would not brush my teeth with her shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Having never brushed my teeth with shit before I can't say this for definite, but I'd imagine both the cleaning and whitening properties of shite would be pretty poor, not sure my breath would smell too brilliant after it either. In fact, thinking about it, I'd imagine brushing teeth with shit would lead to the exact opposite results to what I normally aim for when brushing my teeth. I would not brush my teeth with her shite. I hadn't thought of that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 One of the women in my work has a key ring stating she's "sexy and single". 50% of this is correct. The vile old hag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 One of the women in my work has a key ring stating she's "sexy and single". 50% of this is correct. The vile old hag. ^ Got steaming at the christmas night out and shagged her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Legend SMFC Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 It's raining in Glasgow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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