jimbaxters Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 1 hour ago, SlipperyP said: @jimbaxters you can post again, i was only joking. Guy shat himself on one of Slipperys love PM's "Beware the numbnut who refers to himself in the 3rd person." My grandpa was right! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 Happy MAR10 day! (Kinda cringe just like May4th) Playing the fúck out of Mario Odyssey to unlock Darker Side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 Throbber had clearly made an early morning visit to Erskine 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 5 minutes ago, RH33 said: Throbber had clearly made an early morning visit to Erskine Is there a trail of them leading the way to your gaff? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 10 minutes ago, RH33 said: Throbber had clearly made an early morning visit to Erskine Erskine Starbucks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 In the barbers and they're all good guys but every sentence has bro, bruv or mate in it. I'm about to start swinging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 13 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: In the barbers and they're all good guys but every sentence has bro, bruv or mate in it. I'm about to start swinging. Chill, bro! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 21 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: In the barbers and they're all good guys but every sentence has bro, bruv or mate in it. I'm about to start swinging. No worries. Sweeet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 26 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: In the barbers and they're all good guys but every sentence has bro, bruv or mate in it. I'm about to start swinging. Are these two sentences related? Are the barbers into that sort of thing? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 3 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Are these two sentences related? Are the barbers into that sort of thing? The boy that cuts my hair is seriously good looking. Scottish boxing champion too. He could batter me if I get too rough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 4 hours ago, Derry Alli said: In the barbers and they're all good guys but every sentence has bro, bruv or mate in it. I'm about to start swinging. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 1 hour ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: You genius. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 3 hours ago, Derry Alli said: The boy that cuts my hair is seriously good looking. Scottish boxing champion too. He could batter me if I get too rough =Has a Lionelblaircut but is too afraid to complain about it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Went to the doctors yesterday to see about my elbow. I got home to tell my wife what was said. "I got diagnosed with Golfer's Elbow" "w****r's elbow, you mean." "I have been given exercises to help." "Wanking exercises" And on like this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 She sounds like a laugh a minute 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 16 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Went to the doctors yesterday to see about my elbow. I got home to tell my wife what was said. "I got diagnosed with Golfer's Elbow" "w****r's elbow, you mean." "I have been given exercises to help." "Wanking exercises" And on like this. Joke thread for this pish. (Needs some work though) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 500mooned Mario Odyssey Darker Side isn't worth it. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 4 hours ago, bennett said: Think I had a blind date with her once…took her to a chippie and clambered out the lav window! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Reminds me of a time I took some random bird I pulled in a pub to Life in Dunfermline and she said something like "let's do whatever we want herr but we go f**k just us after". Soon as she was out of sight I was on my way back up the road quick as possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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