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26 minutes ago, Derry Alli said:

In the barbers and they're all good guys but every sentence has bro, bruv or mate in it. I'm about to start swinging.

Are these two sentences related? Are the barbers into that sort of thing?

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3 hours ago, Mark Connolly said:

Are these two sentences related? Are the barbers into that sort of thing?

The boy that cuts my hair is seriously good looking. Scottish boxing champion too. He could batter me if I get too rough

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3 hours ago, Derry Alli said:

The boy that cuts my hair is seriously good looking. Scottish boxing champion too. He could batter me if I get too rough

=Has a Lionelblaircut but is too afraid to complain about it

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Went to the doctors yesterday to see about my elbow. I got home to tell my wife what was said. 

"I got diagnosed with Golfer's Elbow" 

"w****r's elbow, you mean." 

"I have been given exercises to help." 

"Wanking exercises" 

And on like this. 

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16 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

Went to the doctors yesterday to see about my elbow. I got home to tell my wife what was said. 

"I got diagnosed with Golfer's Elbow" 

"w****r's elbow, you mean." 

"I have been given exercises to help." 

"Wanking exercises" 

And on like this. 

Joke thread for this pish. (Needs some work though)

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Reminds me of a time I took some random bird I pulled in a pub to Life in Dunfermline and she said something like "let's do whatever we want herr but we go f**k just us after". 

Soon as she was out of sight I was on my way back up the road quick as possible. 

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