Boghead ranter Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Believe it or not, some 'boffin' has actually thought of the practicalities of this, and has invented a device that ensures neither the sender nor the recipient gets crap on their fingers. Unless they're an absolute cretin, obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 55 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Believe it or not, some 'boffin' has actually thought of the practicalities of this, and has invented a device that ensures neither the sender nor the recipient gets crap on their fingers. Unless they're an absolute cretin, obviously. You got crap on your fingers, didn't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 6 hours ago, Eednud said: Unless your tests are different from over here it’s less than a grain of rice x 2 samples they need. Keep number one in the fridge until you do number two number two. Stick them in the bag and post. Be thankful you’re not the one opening the mail. We have free screening every 2 years from age 50 to 74. Did my most recent at the start of this month and all clear. Get it done! You keep shite in the fridge? Fucking Hell! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 My mum used to work in a health centre. One day a guy came in with a stool sample. In an ice cream tub full to the brim. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You keep shite in the fridge? Fucking Hell! How else do you stop it melting? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You keep shite in the fridge? Fucking Hell! No the Vegemite is kept in the kitchen cupboard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 17 hours ago, oldbitterandgrumpy said: Been asked for a sample on a regular occurrence. Never done it. Just can’t bring myself to put it in an envelope and post it. I know, I know, it’s in my own interest to do it, there’s just something stopping me. Sending your shite in the post? I know I should. Maybe it’s just the idea of sending shite via the Royal Mail. Maybe it’s just a bit too personal for my generation. I’ll think about it and maybe do it next time. Send your dug's shite instead, they probably won't notice unless it's got worms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 (edited) 2 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: My mum used to work in a health centre. One day a guy came in with a stool sample. In an ice cream tub full to the brim. Chock Full O' Nuts. Edited February 24 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlo Stanfield Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 I'm never calling it Lent again, it's now The Mark Whalberg 40 Day Challenge. A rebrand we should all get behind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 I've just been in a meeting where someone used the phrase "all off the southern". I thought I was either going mental or the person in question is a complete moron. A colleague more familiar with the person who said it has confirmed that while the former may be true, the latter certainly is, and, yes, this person regularly says "all off the southern" instead of "all of a sudden". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 4 minutes ago, Bodie said: I'm never calling it Lent again, it's now The Mark Whalberg 40 Day Challenge. A rebrand we should all get behind. Is he giving up wanking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 18 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: FFS just do it. There's nothing to it. I've be sending off samples for years. My (at the time symptomless) cancer was diagnosed on the foot of a blood sample to check out a chest infection. Dear Peoples Friend, please find enclosed.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 I saw 3 (shree) shooting stars in about 5 minutes there. Lovely stuff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Just now, Bairnardo said: I saw 3 (shree) shooting stars in about 5 minutes there. Lovely stuff Which one was Ulrikakakakakaka? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Which one was Ulrikakakakakaka? The one that burnt out a bit faster than I expected 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: The one that burnt out a bit faster than I expected Eranu indeed, Bairnardo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Radio Scotland. Ashley Storrey 'Lee Harvey Oswald sang Wandrin' Star' The apple didn't so much as fell near the tree, the tree quite clearly fell on her fucking head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 15 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: I've just been in a meeting where someone used the phrase "all off the southern". I thought I was either going mental or the person in question is a complete moron. A colleague more familiar with the person who said it has confirmed that while the former may be true, the latter certainly is, and, yes, this person regularly says "all off the southern" instead of "all of a sudden". He sounds like a right damp squid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 (edited) Empty at @Melanius Mullarkay hoose. Bring booze and snacks. Edited February 25 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 5 minutes ago, Swarley said: Empty at @Melanius Mullarkay hoose. Bring booze and snacks. I've got an unopened packet of Frazzles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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