Arch Stanton Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 14 minutes ago, Bodie said: Off to the dentist today. Is he old school and uses gas instead of injections? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 4 hours ago, jimbaxters said: You're loving the fact that @BFTD is on a sabbatical allowing you to be the prime source of weird sex comments. You can keep that tone of voice for your wife and kids. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Been invited to speak at a conference in November in Amsterdam. Just need to figure out how to convince the wife that this is indeed work and not some degraded drink/drugs/red light binge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 3 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Been invited to speak at a conference in November in Amsterdam. Just need to figure out how to convince the wife that this is indeed work and not some degraded drink/drugs/red light binge. Is there a Trekkie conference in Amsterdam in November ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Just now, Florentine_Pogen said: Is there a Trekkie conference in Amsterdam in November ? I like that you read "degraded drink/drugs/red light binge" and immediately thought of Star Trek 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 3 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I like that you read "degraded drink/drugs/red light binge" and immediately thought of Star Trek https://youtu.be/YPHhaE6aYRk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DA Baracus Posted February 21 Popular Post Share Posted February 21 (edited) Was my mum's funeral this morning. I'm absolutely knackered. Didn't get much sleep last night but that was mainly due to the shite pillows my older brother and his wife provided! Well they weren't actually shite, just not ones I like/use. Was worried how the funeral was but was over really quickly. Did a wee reading of something I wrote and was glad I was able to do it. When we were walking behind her coffin going in to the crematorium I had the thought that I was looking at a stark dose of reality. Was all a bit surreal this morning getting in the fancy big car to ride behind the hearse and walking past everyone to the front row when we got to the crematorium. Thought the old curtain close was going to be rough but I was ok. The photo montage to music got a few folk but mostly there were chuckles, as we'd picked some amusing ones to go with the nice ones. Having a wee laugh at some of the silly ones helped. Thankfully the funeral went well (you know what I mean) and was really nice to see loads of family. Insert the usual cliche about funerals and weddings. Glad I decided not to drink today. Plenty of beers and other stuff was had after. No judging those who did, but I can get emotional when drinking if I'm not careful/have heightened emotions. Pleased that it's all done with now (the funeral I mean; we're getting a headstone and burying her ashes in the cemetery in the village she lived in/my dad lives in, but that won't be for a bit yet). A little worried that things might suddenly 'catch up with me' at some point over the next few days/week, but I think I'm going to be ok. Edited February 22 by DA Baracus 39 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 20 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: *Ahem*............................. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/feb/20/its-not-a-darning-tool-its-a-very-naughty-toy-roman-dildo-found 16cms long but may have shrunk with age, we all know that feeling eh fellas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTFD Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 14 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Was my man's funeral this morning. I'm absolutely knackered. Didn't get much sleep last night but that was mainly due to the shite pillows my older brother and his wife provided! Well they weren't actually shite, just not ones I like/use. Was worried how the funeral was but was over really quickly. Did a wee reading of something I wrote and was glad I was able to do it. When we were walking behind her coffin going in to the crematorium I had the thought that I was looking at a stark dose of reality. Was all a bit surreal this morning getting in the fancy big car to ride behind the hearse and walking past everyone to the front row when we got to the crematorium. Thought the old curtain close was going to be rough but I was ok. The photo montage to music got a few folk but mostly there were chuckles, as we'd picked some amusing ones to go with the nice ones. Having a wee laugh at some of the silly ones helped. Thankfully the funeral went well (you know what I mean) and was really nice to see loads of family. Insert the usual cliche about funerals and weddings. Glad I decided not to drink today. Plenty of beers and other stuff was had after. No judging those who did, but I can get emotional when drinking if I'm not careful/have heightened emotions. Pleased that it's all done with now (the funeral I mean; we're getting a headstone and burying her ashes in the cemetery in the village she lived in/my dad lives in, but that won't be for a bit yet). A little worried that things might suddenly 'catch up with me' at some point over the next few days/week, but I think I'm going to be ok. Condolences. Folk leave a wee piece of themselves behind in your mind, if you're lucky. Keep that with you. And aye, everything about funerals is surreal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Was my man's funeral this morning. I'm absolutely knackered. Didn't get much sleep last night but that was mainly due to the shite pillows my older brother and his wife provided! Well they weren't actually shite, just not ones I like/use. Was worried how the funeral was but was over really quickly. Did a wee reading of something I wrote and was glad I was able to do it. When we were walking behind her coffin going in to the crematorium I had the thought that I was looking at a stark dose of reality. Was all a bit surreal this morning getting in the fancy big car to ride behind the hearse and walking past everyone to the front row when we got to the crematorium. Thought the old curtain close was going to be rough but I was ok. The photo montage to music got a few folk but mostly there were chuckles, as we'd picked some amusing ones to go with the nice ones. Having a wee laugh at some of the silly ones helped. Thankfully the funeral went well (you know what I mean) and was really nice to see loads of family. Insert the usual cliche about funerals and weddings. Glad I decided not to drink today. Plenty of beers and other stuff was had after. No judging those who did, but I can get emotional when drinking if I'm not careful/have heightened emotions. Pleased that it's all done with now (the funeral I mean; we're getting a headstone and burying her ashes in the cemetery in the village she lived in/my dad lives in, but that won't be for a bit yet). A little worried that things might suddenly 'catch up with me' at some point over the next few days/week, but I think I'm going to be ok. From (bitter) experience, the funeral is the turning point. Condolences and best wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: A little worried that things might suddenly 'catch up with me' at some point over the next few days/week, but I think I'm going to be ok. I can assure you, from experience, that it will be little things for a while that remind, bemuse, confuse and cause emotion. There’s really no telling, and it’s much better to be ready to just roll with it than worried about it. Condolences on your loss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 20 hours ago, scottsdad said: Been invited to speak at a conference in November in Amsterdam. Just need to figure out how to convince the wife that this is indeed work and not some degraded drink/drugs/red light binge. Given her propensity to f**k off for days away she's in no position to question your motives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Alien escape pod, nap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 17 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Alien escape pod, nap. Its a long way from Costa Rica. https://www.heritagedaily.com/2021/06/the-mysterious-stone-spheres-of-costa-rica/139375 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 21 hours ago, scottsdad said: Been invited to speak at a conference in November in Amsterdam. Just need to figure out how to convince the wife that this is indeed work and not some degraded drink/drugs/red light binge. Tell her it's in Amersham... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Cowley Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 24 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Tell her it's in Amersham... That's exactly how he'll be pronouncing it when checking in with home at 9.30pm.... 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Its a long way from Costa Rica. https://www.heritagedaily.com/2021/06/the-mysterious-stone-spheres-of-costa-rica/139375 It's a long way, to go! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GordonD Posted February 22 Popular Post Share Posted February 22 Today was my final session of radiotherapy on my leg. Only downside is that in the last week a couple of blisters have appeared (this wasn't unexpected and no cause for alarm) so they will need the dressing changed daily, for the next week or two. But at least to begin with this will be done at my doctor's surgery which is within walking distance; no need to get up at the crack of dawn (lovely girl) and get the bus out to the hospital. 23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 minute ago, GordonD said: Today was my final session of radiotherapy on my leg. Only downside is that in the last week a couple of blisters have appeared (this wasn't unexpected and no cause for alarm) so they will need the dressing changed daily, for the next week or two. But at least to begin with this will be done at my doctor's surgery which is within walking distance; no need to get up at the crack of dawn (lovely girl) and get the bus out to the hospital. For some reason immediately imagined you sitting in a recliner, with headphones on your leg, and the radio tuned to BBC2. Anyway, great news on the completion of therapy and hope it all clears up nicely. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 (edited) 1 minute ago, TxRover said: For some reason immediately imagined you sitting in a recliner, with headphones on your leg, and the radio tuned to BBC2. Anyway, great news on the completion of therapy and hope it all clears up nicely. Lying on a table with my right foot and ankle encased in a mesh thing to keep my leg motionless. Music was playing but not the radio. Edit: Actually I've just realised what you were getting at. Another side effect of the treatment is that it makes me sleepy; that's my excuse. Edited February 22 by GordonD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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