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My son has recently joined the school band (yes there is a band camp later in the year but he's only 8!). He's playing the saxamaphone and when I see this I will never stop pissing myself laughing. Juvenile I know but hey ho. 

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3 hours ago, Mark Connolly said:

Are these two sentences related? Are the barbers into that sort of thing?

The boy that cuts my hair is seriously good looking. Scottish boxing champion too. He could batter me if I get too rough

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3 hours ago, Derry Alli said:

The boy that cuts my hair is seriously good looking. Scottish boxing champion too. He could batter me if I get too rough

=Has a Lionelblaircut but is too afraid to complain about it

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Went to the doctors yesterday to see about my elbow. I got home to tell my wife what was said. 

"I got diagnosed with Golfer's Elbow" 

"w****r's elbow, you mean." 

"I have been given exercises to help." 

"Wanking exercises" 

And on like this. 

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