carpetmonster Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 4 hours ago, MazzyStar said: What does he study? Geology? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 1 minute ago, carpetmonster said: I think it’s to a fairly low maximum tho; certainly not what a tradesman could earn in a day. And the lunch is shitey pre-packed sandwiches; or it is at Glasgow Sheriff Court anyway. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said: The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. Do you have to do it under oath? I only particularly dislike the Canadians and the Welsh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 4 hours ago, bennett said: Thoughts and prayers. Boy, 3, in tears after opening 'dud 50p Transform-A-Snack crisps' bought by grandad Grandad Steve Perrin, from Kingstanding, said Golden Wonder mistake 'ruined' his grandson's day A grandad told how his three-year-old grandson 'burst into tears' after being 'let down' by his favourite crisp brand. Steve Perrin regularly treats little Milo to a packet of 50p Transform-A-Snacks when he collects him from nursery. But the Kingstanding resident, 48, claims Milo was left 'utterly distraught' when he opened a 'dud packet' of the beef-flavoured crisps in late January. Milo was extremely upset to find he could not build a crisp-shaped car as only wheels were inside, said Steve He added that the 'crisp car body' pieces required to make it were missing - leaving Milo unable to play with his snack. Crisp manufacturer Golden Wonder has since apologised and said it would send the pair 'a gesture of goodwill "When we got home, he was utterly distraught and inconsolable to find there were only a load of wheel crisps inside. He absolutely loves making the cars and always asks for them - he's very polite. "But when he opened the pack, he burst out crying. It took me a good while to calm him down. I couldn't go back to the shop as it was too far away and was getting very dark. Steve said the incident "ruined" Milo's day. "There was probably some kind of error at the factory - however I don't think Milo could fully understand the situation," he added. Fifty pee for transform a snacks! The worlds gone mad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 29 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Do you have to do it under oath? I only particularly dislike the Canadians and the Welsh. It's the Scots for me. They've ruined Scotland. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 22 hours ago, tamthebam said: Today is Groundhog Day and the wee furry bastud saw his shadow so 6 more weeks of winter are due. Incidentally this farcical rodential meteorological ceremony takes place in...... Gobbler's Knob..... Incidentally, it’s almost 4 hours from Gobblers Knob to Intercourse…some foreplay! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 35 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: I think it’s to a fairly low maximum tho; certainly not what a tradesman could earn in a day. And the lunch is shitey pre-packed sandwiches; or it is at Glasgow Sheriff Court anyway. Ah right. I was on duty at the high court and it was a knife and fork job. That was 20 odd years ago mind you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 22 hours ago, tamthebam said: Today is Groundhog Day and the wee furry bastud saw his shadow so 6 more weeks of winter are due. Still a better omen than his moose-annoying counterpart https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/02/quebec-canada-dead-groundhog-spring-undetermined 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 4 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Still a better omen than his moose-annoying counterpart https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/02/quebec-canada-dead-groundhog-spring-undetermined Not really, we can authoritatively state Fred didn’t see his shadow! Early spring!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 6 hours ago, bennett said: Thoughts and prayers. Boy, 3, in tears after opening 'dud 50p Transform-A-Snack crisps' bought by grandad Grandad Steve Perrin, from Kingstanding, said Golden Wonder mistake 'ruined' his grandson's day A grandad told how his three-year-old grandson 'burst into tears' after being 'let down' by his favourite crisp brand. Steve Perrin regularly treats little Milo to a packet of 50p Transform-A-Snacks when he collects him from nursery. But the Kingstanding resident, 48, claims Milo was left 'utterly distraught' when he opened a 'dud packet' of the beef-flavoured crisps in late January. Milo was extremely upset to find he could not build a crisp-shaped car as only wheels were inside, said Steve He added that the 'crisp car body' pieces required to make it were missing - leaving Milo unable to play with his snack. Crisp manufacturer Golden Wonder has since apologised and said it would send the pair 'a gesture of goodwill "When we got home, he was utterly distraught and inconsolable to find there were only a load of wheel crisps inside. He absolutely loves making the cars and always asks for them - he's very polite. "But when he opened the pack, he burst out crying. It took me a good while to calm him down. I couldn't go back to the shop as it was too far away and was getting very dark. Steve said the incident "ruined" Milo's day. "There was probably some kind of error at the factory - however I don't think Milo could fully understand the situation," he added. I wonder if that guy's ma ever met Giant Haystacks? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 6 hours ago, MazzyStar said: What does he study? Geology? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE STUDIES! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 2 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Ah right. I was on duty at the high court and it was a knife and fork job. That was 20 odd years ago mind you. I think they stopped giving jurors knives and forks after the 12 Angry Men murders .. Spoiler 12 in a civil jury, 15 in a criminal jury in Scotland if there's any pedantic cuntos out there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: I think they stopped giving jurors knives and forks after the 12 Angry Men murders .. Hide contents 12 in a civil jury, 15 in a criminal jury in Scotland if there's any pedantic cuntos out there. Gary Glitter just got out, not sure he’s logged on yet…oh, wait, pedantic…nevermind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: I think they stopped giving jurors knives and forks after the 12 Angry Men murders .. Hide contents 12 in a civil jury, 15 in a criminal jury in Scotland if there's any pedantic cuntos out there. That reminds me of the experts expert on Give Us A Clue, Lionel Blair. Who can ever forget opposing team captain Una Stubbs sitting open mouthed as he tried to pull off Twelve Angry Men in under two minutes! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Lionel Blair was a fucking deviant despite the complete lack of evidence. Yewtree didn't dig hard enough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Cowley Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Ffs no one mention the glass coffee table! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 24 minutes ago, welshbairn said: That reminds me of the experts expert on Give Us A Clue, Lionel Blair. Who can ever forget opposing team captain Una Stubbs sitting open mouthed as he tried to pull off Twelve Angry Men in under two minutes! That you, Humph? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 8 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: If my health was up to it I'd probably consider it. But having to drive to Londonderry (80 mile round trip) 5 days a week, trying to find a parking space and then having to walk - up hill - to the court house puts me off. Also I don't think my constant coughing would go down well. Getting there by bus could be an option, assuming a bus going up Bishop Street leaves from the bus station, which it probably does. Anyway, it's all moot, as I am excusable as of right. Big team found Granda. The Kim Philby of currant buns. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Jamiroquai are just a second rate Curiosity Killed The Cat knock off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 35 minutes ago, velo army said: Big team found Granda. The Kim Philby of currant buns. Fit you like, min? JG loves The Gers! 5 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Jamiroquai are just a second rate Curiosity Killed The Cat knock off. When we moved from Deeside we bought a house in Princes Risborough and Jay Kay was a close neighbour. Have no views on his music but he's a thoroughly decent bloke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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