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3 hours ago, Molotov said:

Is there any opportunity in the high street for a Slabberdashery to boost footfall?

Call me an old fuddy duddy, but being slabberdashed does not appeal to me one bit

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3 hours ago, hk blues said:

She'll need that time to build up her stamina again I suppose.

Anyhow, upside is you got nice new sheets so it's not all bad.

TBF his wife was probably needing new sheets. When she came home she had to make the bed with a mallet.

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36 minutes ago, Molotov said:

Is there any opportunity in the high street for a Slabberdashery to boost footfall?

You've just given me a mental image of a shop. Looks just like a hairdressers. A lady comes in, takes off her coat and sits in the seat in front of a mirror. A little small talk about holidays and so forth.

Then some excited 20-year-old emerges form a wee back room to redden her cheeks.

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1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Did you mix up your 'cumface' selfie from when you shagged your mate's ex with your 'PhotoMe' offishul driving licence pic ?

Not sure where to begin with this.

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