Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 For fucksake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 21 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: For fucksake. Maybe Sir Jimmy might be addressed as dead attracted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTFD Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 Shocked that turned out not to be true. Plenty of, "aye, but that's what they really want to do" in the comments, of course. I'm sure the timing of this story is completely coincidental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 Yesterday i had 118 deliveries and today only 46,i was bored out my nut waiting till i could leave the city, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 12 minutes ago, Andy Dufresne said: Yesterday i had 118 deliveries and today only 46,i was bored out my nut waiting till i could leave the city, You’re indefatigably still amazes me Keithgy. How anyone can do that as a job day in day out for years on end just leaves me in awe. You must have the patience of a saint sir. Chapeau. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 1 minute ago, alta-pete said: You’re indefatigably still amazes me Keithgy. How anyone can do that as a job day in day out for years on end just leaves me in awe. You must have the patience of a saint sir. Chapeau. It is good money and Monday-Friday 08.45am-5.45pm and most days i am finished for 4.30pm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTFD Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 17 minutes ago, Andy Dufresne said: Yesterday i had 118 deliveries and today only 46,i was bored out my nut waiting till i could leave the city, Running behind a bit this year, old man - I'm still waiting for my clockwork woman. Thought I must have ended up on the naughty list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComeUpACropper Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 36 minutes ago, BFTD said: Shocked that turned out not to be true. Plenty of, "aye, but that's what they really want to do" in the comments, of course. I'm sure the timing of this story is completely coincidental. Well I'm relieved at that. Must admit I was convinced at first, with the way things are going. Fake news methinks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 Tesco 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Andy Dufresne said: Yesterday i had 118 deliveries and today only 46,i was bored out my nut waiting till i could leave the city, Scotland's busiest midwife 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTFD Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 23 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Tesco I'm not very sharp tonight, but what are we looking at here? I suppose we now know you're a secret lemonade drinker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 1 minute ago, BFTD said: I'm not very sharp tonight, but what are we looking at here? I suppose we now know you're a secret lemonade drinker. Outed himself as a Gammon, I think. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 1 minute ago, BFTD said: I'm not very sharp tonight, but what are we looking at here? I suppose we now know you're a secret lemonade drinker. What is plural of tomato? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 1 minute ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: What is plural of tomato? Tomati 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 Just now, carpetmonster said: Tomati That's a single malt isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 Just now, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: That's a single malt isn't it? Nah, plural malt 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTFD Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 Just now, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: What is plural of tomato? Ah. Nice. Yes. Years from now, I fully expect to get into a raging row with someone on here, only to be slapped down with, "at least I know how to spell tomatoEs, fat boy" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 1 minute ago, BFTD said: Ah. Nice. Yes. Years from now, I fully expect to get into a raging row with someone on here, only to be slapped down with, "at least I know how to spell tomatoEs, fat boy" There was an American Vice President who thought he'd be smart with a 3rd grader when he corrected the lad by insisting that the plural of potato was, well you can guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 Just now, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: There was an American Vice President who thought he'd be smart with a 3rd grader when he corrected the lad by insisting that the plural of potato was, well you can guess. Dan Quayle. If you are bored, look up some of his quotes. They are awesome. Quote I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 Another wild Friday night in the Zen Archer household. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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