Derry Alli Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 6 minutes ago, Venti said: Dm me if you are strugging. Will do mate, cheers. I was just bored and it was on the table while I was making bagels, ham and spicy mayo (bestae gear, btw). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 4 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: I called 111 the week before xmas, the day after getting released after my heart op, as I had been warned within an inch of my life by the nurses to get in touch about anything unusual, no matter how small. After waiting nearly 2 hours in queue, they were quite thorough (& and ruled out a stroke), and ended up advising me to go to A&E to be checked. This was at 11pm, and the symptom I had been feeling was long gone. I went straight up, and by 2.30am, I had only seen 1 person actually being shouted out of the waiting room by a Dr. I went back to the front desk and told them that as I was feeling ok, I was just going home. She replied "probably the right thing, you would've been here well into tomorrow morning, the way things are today". It's not just NHS England that has its' challenges. Politics forum for this pish but it's interesting that all 4 nations have NHS problems - the Tories run it in England, Labour in Wales, SNP here and NI is a bit of a clusterfuck so technically the Tories I suppose. Maybe a common theme across all 4 nations is that I don't think Brexit has helped things.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 On 31/12/2022 at 23:58, scottsdad said: Went for a pish earlier. Knew it would be special, so timed it. 1 minute 51 seconds of uninterrupted pishing. Beat that! That could just mean you have a urethra slightly wider than the thickness of a human hair. Widen it out with a toothbrush and report back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 7 minutes ago, BFTD said: That could just mean you have a urethra slightly wider than the thickness of a human hair. Widen it out with a toothbrush and report back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 On 31/12/2022 at 23:58, scottsdad said: Went for a pish earlier. Knew it would be special, so timed it. 1 minute 51 seconds of uninterrupted pishing. Beat that! ‘Timing your pish’ thread for this sort of pish thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 @scottsdad what's the latest on your wife's pal's gaping hole? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 Just now, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: @scottsdad what's the latest on your wife's pal's gaping hole? Saw the orthopaedic surgeon at 2am. They are going to clean out and stitch the wound later today. 14 hour wait to be seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 6 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Saw the orthopaedic surgeon at 2am. They are going to clean out and stitch the wound later today. 14 hour wait to be seen. Her hole will be crispy round the edges by that time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 10 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Will do mate, cheers. I was just bored and it was on the table while I was making bagels, ham and spicy mayo (bestae gear, btw). Bagel sounds delish. Sriracha/mayo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 9 hours ago, BFTD said: That could just mean you have a urethra slightly wider than the thickness of a human hair. Widen it out with a toothbrush and report back. Sound, M8. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 The wfe has just phoned. She is extending her stay with her friends for a few days to help out. She will be back at the weekend. Off to stock up on beer for the week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 11 minutes ago, scottsdad said: The wfe has just phoned. She is extending her stay with her friends for a few days to help out. She will be back at the weekend. Off to stock up on beer for the week. Lots w**k socks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 52 minutes ago, Madame RH33 said: Lots w**k socks. I have moved onto using pillow cases. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: The wfe has just phoned. She is extending her stay with her friends for a few days to help out. Of course she is. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 Scott's Mum has got it going on. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 35 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Of course she is. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 5 hours ago, Venti said: Bagel sounds delish. Sriracha/mayo? I went to Arbroath to pick up some stuff (mates doing up a dance studio). Got told I'm not allowed it but unless I had my passport or driving licence but "if you were a female we'd just give you it". Had to cancel the order and pay for it myself. Turns out their 'company policy' is a load of old tosh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 7 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: I went to Arbroath to pick up some stuff (mates doing up a dance studio). Got told I'm not allowed it but unless I had my passport or driving licence but "if you were a female we'd just give you it". Had to cancel the order and pay for it myself. Turns out their 'company policy' is a load of old tosh. Might try this. (Dunno about firing onto a burrito) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Venti said: Might try this. (Dunno about firing onto a burrito) Their sauces are very, very hit or miss. If there's a Sainsburys near you they should stock a variety. Start from there and work your way onto their site or you'll end up doing what I done and spending a fortune and 25% of it went straight in the skip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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