Cosmic Joe Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 7 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Poppy. James McClean thread for this pish 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 Nipped into the covid thread last night for the first time in about 6 months out of curiosity, no surprise it was just the radicals from both sides left, that thread really broke a few people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 I'm absolutely f***ing sick of Christmas, and we're not even half way through November yet. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 17 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I'm absolutely f***ing sick of Christmas, and we're not even half way through November yet. McDonalds adverts on the radio. "Try a caramel waffle latte...because it's Christmas". No, it isn't. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, scottsdad said: McDonalds adverts on the radio. "Try a caramel waffle latte...because it's Christmas". No, it isn't. Been Christmas since September where I am. I'm considered Scrooge because I hold off with the tree and decorations until Dec 1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 Not Bairnardo. Police baffled as tiny pedal-powered car spotted on road A police commander was taken aback when he spotted a pedal-powered car on a major city road. Scott McGrath was met with the bizarre sight when he looked out of the window during a meeting in Stoke-on-Trent on November 8. People soon flocked to Stoke-on-Trent Live's Facebook page to comment on the sighting. One person wrote: "Thought it was an escaped pram!" Another person commented: "Saw this outside Tesco a few weeks ago; he was loading it up with shopping; unbelievable how much he managed to fit in." A third person added: "Only in Hanley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 I've always wondered which side the Colonel was on. Quote KFC Germany sorry for Kristallnacht chicken promotion KFC Germany sorry for Kristallnacht chicken promotion (1news.co.nz) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 At the start of the year my boss volunteered me to be in charge of something called "sustainability" at our company. I knew very little about it but got stuck in. This week we got this - I did that 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 A Geordie who was caught with a bundle of fake 'twenty poond' notes that he planned to spend has kept his freedom. William Hickson's £820 wad of cash appeared to be genuine at first glance, with images of economist Adam Smith and pin factory workers featured on the reverse side. But at a closer look, pictures of the money show the wording of 'twenty pounds' has been substituted with the geordie slang 'twenty poond'. The bundle of 41 fakes had been found in Hickson's sock when he was searched at Forth Banks Police station in Newcastle following an unrelated arrest 18 months ago. Newcastle Crown Court heard the notes were examined by an expert from the Bank of England, who confirmed the dodgy wad was fake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 Big fuckin Country ya bas! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 "Other parents revealed they had also witnessed X-rated encounters in the facilities at the shopping centre on a Facebook post. One claimed: "I’ve walked in on all sorts of teenagers in the breastfeeding rooms getting up to no good, especially on Thursday nights. "It’s disgusting how Westfield let them get away with it, something needs to be done."" I guess Westfield shopping mall is going to be busy Thursday nights from now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 On 09/11/2022 at 23:47, Mr. Alli said: Poppy. I asked my work to get me a poppy one delivered this morning. A communication breakdown must've occurred, still happy with my usual though.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 12 minutes ago, johnnydun said: I asked my work to get me a poppy one delivered this morning. On 11/11, too. Your staunchness is a lesson to us all. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 On 09/11/2022 at 21:02, scottsdad said: I had a meeting today in a building at work I have never been to before. Quite new, security pass needed to get in. All high tech and beautiful, a monument of glass and steel. Was shown round the fancy conference rooms and labs. The guys showing me round were expecting a reaction like this (1:30 in): But for me the real treasure was the toilets. The only word I can think of to describe them is palatial. All decked out in soft colours and beautiful chrome. Well, I thought, no time like the present. I availed myself of the rare opportunity. And as I sat there, I thought about the bog in my own building. The one that smells like a sewer. Cracked sink, overflowing bin, soap dispenser that doesn't work so there is a bar (!) of soap instead. Well, there was only one answer, really. I hollowed myself out from the armpits down. These guys must have wondered if I was in trouble or ill, for I took my time. As I left, I actually muttered to myself out loud "Not so fancy now, eh?" The Profs. office? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 1 hour ago, hk blues said: The Profs. office? His office is a shocker. Austere is the word I would use. Literally one desk and one chair. No decoration, no shelves of books, nothing. He uses a laptop that he takes home at nights so not even a computer. I know several colleagues who would happily leave him a wee jobby on the carpet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 I've had quite a few of the speciality burgers from Bread Meats Bread and, as good as they are, you can't beat the bacon cheeseburger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 Apparently it closed in 2012. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 42 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Apparently it closed in 2012. The big shoap must stey open! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 Was heading to the toilet when I bumped into the cleaner, in the doorway of his wee cupboard. "You heading to the toilet, big man?" "Er, yes." "I wouldn't go in there, man. It's fucking disgusting." Then he went back in and shut the door. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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