Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 10 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Says she from Thurso Case closed 10 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: "And would you advise other mothers to keep distance to their children if they are suffering from cancer, too?" Jeezo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 5 hours ago, BFTD said: It's boggin'. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Whenever I go in the papers/media to do a piece for a charity that has supported me throughout my cancer diagnosis I always receive twitter/Facebook DMs from strangers. Received one a few months ago that went into my spam folder that I only saw this week... Hi. How are you? I am fine. I just had to reach out to you. It really touch my heart. I know I am a total stranger to ask you but I am a very basic hand knitter and I would like to knit a hat for "sons name", "daughters name" and yourself. Knitting is the only thing that makes me happy. I want to knit for someone whom would appreciate as charity don't appreciate. I am honest, trustworthy, deep caring with kind heart. I hope you can bring a smile to my face. if you do please can you let me know when "sons name" and "daughters name" were born the date and the month for you and your address. I know these are very personal indeed to ask. I really truly hope you don't mind me asking. I can send you my details if you wish. I look forward to hearing from you. "My son's nickname is "Saint" and his second name is Johnstone. His favourite colours are blue and white" There, that's you sorted for games. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Says she from Thurso so definite weirdo what the hell's wrong with Thurso? I'm from their and not a weirdo at all, no ma'am! Also seems the place to ad that I will be the speaker at an AA meeting on the 24th of this mont, so if you're anywhere near Aurora IL feel free to come along! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 if you're anywhere near Aurora IL feel free to come along!Party on, Wayne! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 I am not entirely sure how I have done this, but I have taken a big chunk of skin off the side of my nose. I was closing a cupboard door and somehow forgot to retract my head. Just ripped a layer right off it. Now sitting with a Wonder Woman plaster across my nose and wondering how I made it to this age without doing this to myself before. No sympathy from the wife, either. "It's no skin off my nose" was all she said. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Bartender Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 8 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I thought I'd missed my chance to go to university, but our Chinese friends are back with loads of offers on the Premier League forum. You live and learn, Sarge, quite often the hard way - particularly if in response to the said Tong ads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: I am not entirely sure how I have done this, but I have taken a big chunk of skin off the side of my nose. I was closing a cupboard door and somehow forgot to retract my head. Just ripped a layer right off it. Now sitting with a Wonder Woman plaster across my nose and wondering how I made it to this age without doing this to myself before. No sympathy from the wife, either. "It's no skin off my nose" was all she said. @Shandon Par alias found. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 Pork lunch tongue gives me the fucking heebies and should be banned from deli. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 23 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Pork lunch tongue gives me the fucking heebies and should be banned from deli. I thought they were cow tongues. They look awful rolled up in the tin like that and covered in that jelly. Are you thinking about chopped pork? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 4 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: I thought they were cow tongues. They look awful rolled up in the tin like that and covered in that jelly. Are you thinking about chopped pork? Awful. Usually available in pack of 4 slices in supermarkets. Wet, slimy weird tasting guff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 I am not afraid to say it as it's part of my rehabilitation process.. [mention=70922]Melanius Mullarkay[/mention] ripped the pish oot o' me at fives last night. I am so disappointed and hate myself right now.I’d just pack it in bud. Did he blind you with the reflection from his specs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 32 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Pork lunch tongue gives me the fucking heebies and should be banned from deli. I couldn't eat anything that's been in an animals mouth, give me an egg any day. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 14 hours ago, SweeperDee said: I’d just pack it in bud. Did he blind you with the reflection from his specs? It was the baldy sheen that put him off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 This online meeting is going well. Seriously it sounds like it’s going to kick off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 The meeting organiser looks like your typical grandad but sounds exactly like Dennis Taylor. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 Dee Hepburn was in front of me at the supermarket queue this evening. Still wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 Dee Hepburn was in front of me at the supermarket queue this evening. Still wid.Priapism? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 45 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: Priapism? Is that city still off limits due to Chernobyl radioaktivitat ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 47 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: Priapism? I’m guessing Asda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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