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Now I have a hangover and toothache, also to add to an already shite day I've accidentally turned up to my appointment 20 minutes early, f**k mondays.

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27 minutes ago, Empty It said:

Now I have a hangover and toothache, also to add to an already shite day I've accidentally turned up to my appointment 20 minutes early, f**k mondays.

Wait until they do a wallet biopsy on you to pay for the tooth repair.

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Trying to get stuff organised for refurbing bathroom. Spoke with someone at Howdens in Leith last Thursday re. some fairly expensive worktops........"Oh aye, we can come out and measure up, do the templating and the instal...."

Great, thinks I, so today I traipse all the way across town (a major undertaking in Edinburgh atm) to see the material in the flesh and get chatting to a guy in the showroom.

"We only template and instal when we're doing the whole job. You'll have to get your joiner to do it on-site...." I really had to bite my lip..........................

So Howdens lost out on circa. 2.5k and I still need to find some decent worktops.

 

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9 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Trying to get stuff organised for refurbing bathroom.

^^^^ Fitting a new handle on the bucket.

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1 minute ago, GordonD said:

^^^^ Fitting a new handle on the bucket.

I'm from Capital City, not Galashiels, you ignoramus.....(You don't work in Howdens at South Fort and have a straggly wee beard a la Shaggy from Scooby Doo, do you ?)

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24 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Trying to get stuff organised for refurbing bathroom. Spoke with someone at Howdens in Leith last Thursday re. some fairly expensive worktops..

Worktops for the bathroom, what are you planning on doing in there?

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1 minute ago, welshbairn said:

Worktops for the bathroom, what are you planning on doing in there, prepping dinner?

Oh come on, she needs somewhere to line up the candles whilst she's luxuriating in an emulsion of unicorn milk and manuka honey.

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15 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Oh come on, she needs somewhere to line up the candles whilst she's luxuriating in an emulsion of unicorn milk and manuka honey.

Similarly, I didn’t know we needed a stone worktop in the bathroom until recently..

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(there must have been some wet paint btw, don’t usually put plants etc on the toilet seat)

 

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15 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Oh come on, she needs somewhere to line up the candles whilst she's luxuriating in an emulsion of unicorn milk and manuka honey.

See the source image

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1 hour ago, Shandön Par said:

Similarly, I didn’t know we needed a stone worktop in the bathroom until recently..

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(there must have been some wet paint btw, don’t usually put plants etc on the toilet seat)

 

You'll burn your leg on the towel rail.

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17 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

You'll burn your leg on the towel rail.

I wondered about the proximity of rad and shunky. Sitting with your knees together whilst trying to curl one out must be a bit weird............

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19 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

I'm from Capital City, not Galashiels, you ignoramus.....(You don't work in Howdens at South Fort and have a straggly wee beard a la Shaggy from Scooby Doo, do you ?)

Gordon's much more handsome than that

Spoiler

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3 hours ago, Shandön Par said:

Similarly, I didn’t know we needed a stone worktop in the bathroom until recently..

image.thumb.jpeg.b794b6755b3a304a8a9058215dc14921.jpeg

(there must have been some wet paint btw, don’t usually put plants etc on the toilet seat)

 

Your toilet roll is the wrong way round.

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11 minutes ago, 101 said:

Your toilet roll is the wrong way round.

There was a thread on here years ago.

It was conclusively established that having it the other way round is the preserve of the very highest order of wrong ‘un.

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13 minutes ago, Shandön Par said:

There was a thread on here years ago.

It was conclusively established that having it the other way round is the preserve of the very highest order of wrong ‘un.

What?! The next sheet should not be against the wall.

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4 hours ago, Shandön Par said:

Similarly, I didn’t know we needed a stone worktop in the bathroom until recently..

image.thumb.jpeg.b794b6755b3a304a8a9058215dc14921.jpeg

(there must have been some wet paint btw, don’t usually put plants etc on the toilet seat)

 

That bog looks a bit flimsy. One decent tha-dunk and it would snap in two. 

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