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24 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

Forty four years ago today, this happened in Edinburgh.

‘While they were waiting at a bus stop in Clermiston, Mr and Mrs Daniel Thirsty were threatened by Mr Robert Clear. “He demanded that I give him my wife’s purse,” said Mr Thirsty. “Telling him that the purse was in her basket, I bent down, put my hands up her skirt, detached her artificial leg and hit him over the head with it. It was not my intention to do anything more than frighten him off, but, unhappily for us all, he died.’

I'd love it if it was true but I was living in Edinburgh in 1978 and it's not something you'd forget. John Julius Norwich sent it out on a jokey Christmas newsletter thing apparently. 

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/unpredictable-pleasures-

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30 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said:

Met a German lass (wid, natürlich) whose name was Ogilvie. Apparently her ancestors emigrated to Germany in the 1300s. I thought that was quite interesting so decided to share it with P&B.

Apparently Scots were known for itinerant trading, or pedlars, and naughty children around Danzig were told to behave or the Schotte would get them. 

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14 hours ago, welshbairn said:

Apparently Scots were known for itinerant trading, or pedlars, and naughty children around Danzig were told to behave or the Schotte would get them. 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nowe_Szkoty

There were something like 40,000 Scots settled in the Baltic region during the 17th century IIRC, and thousands more fought there as mercenaries. An overlooked part of our emigration story. 

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Tell you what, the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life I just witnessed this morning.

Boy racers get bad stick - as do the football 'casuals' but they're nowhere near as bad as the groups of 40/50y.o weirdos who dress in leather waistcoats with made up group names on the back, flannel shirt and 44 inch waist sitting in Sainsbury's car park at 11am on a Sunday wanking each others pistons.

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Tell you what, the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life I just witnessed this morning.
Boy racers get bad stick - as do the football 'casuals' but they're nowhere near as bad as the groups of 40/50y.o weirdos who dress in leather waistcoats with made up group names on the back, flannel shirt and 44 inch waist sitting in Sainsbury's car park at 11am on a Sunday wanking each others pistons.
It's cool on TV on American highways.

It's not cool in a Scottish Car Park.
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2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

It's cool on TV on American highways.

It's not cool in a Scottish Car Park.

They fucked off about ten minutes ago and two boys in BMW bikes have turned up. It's like I'm living in those 'Swole Boys' episodes of Mayans MC. 

Is this a usual Sunday morning thing in Scotland? :lol:

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Tell you what, the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life I just witnessed this morning.
Boy racers get bad stick - as do the football 'casuals' but they're nowhere near as bad as the groups of 40/50y.o weirdos who dress in leather waistcoats with made up group names on the back, flannel shirt and 44 inch waist sitting in Sainsbury's car park at 11am on a Sunday wanking each others pistons.
They are a sad bunch, as are most who need to adopt an off-the-shelf identity in later life. However, motorcyclists tend to be much better to deal with than bicyclists.
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They are a sad bunch, as are most who need to adopt an off-the-shelf identity in later life. However, motorcyclists tend to be much better to deal with than bicyclists.
Drinking Brewdog and becoming an "equity punk" is probably a cheaper way to do this, if a bit less dignified.
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Driving deaths in Thailand are the worst in the world (I may have mentioned before).  With 24,000 deaths recorded at the road side every year, you can then double that with the deaths that happen on the way to the hospital, in the hospital a few days/weeks later (as they are not counted).

Today our Government have reversed a seatbelt law.

As from 5th Sept '22, you will no longer have to wear a seatbelt, if you are a passenger in the back cabin of a pickup truck.  This is the most popular vehicle as, they are as cheap as chips here. 

example below

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Their reasoning, is that some of the older pickup trucks don't have seatbelts, so unfair for everyone to be wearing them.

I'm not making this shite up.

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/2373676/department-softens-seat-belt-rule 

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